@Lily Rowan: Fuck that shit.
@Ophelia: Still waiting for pics of this...
How do people get such pretty, square nails? Mine are never that shape, and a lot of manicure styles just Do.Not fit on them.
@ThatWench: Rejecting people based on height has always been a super wtf-why thing for me. It's like saying, "Sorry, I can't date you because you probably have a really difficult time finding jeans that fit."
@Moxie: My thought as well. Two different approaches to revealing one's medical status to potential dates/friends/whomever. The result is in a lot of ways similar. Specifically, rules out a lot of assholes.
@maillard: Ha. Cutting my hair super short made me "look like a cancer patient."
Moms. They have a way with words.
Mom took one look at my passport photo and said, angrily, "You look like you just got out of a concentration camp." THANKS, MOM.
Whipped cream vodka is very, very, unfortunately easy to drink straight.
@atipofthehat: 4Chan, explained.
You know what I am going, LW Dude? I am running. I am running away from you. And when you show up in my new town, I am terrified and calling the cops on you, because you're a fucking stalker.