On I Swear I'm Going to Be a Really Cool Bride

BRAYDEN DUVET. This absolutely broke me.

Posted on August 13, 2014 at 1:13 pm 0

On An Important Internet Classic: 10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship

Wait. "kiss his boo-boo" from being hit in the head with a PILLOW?! Is the "pillow" actually an empty pillowcase filled with doorknobs? Because THAT is the kind of prankin' I'm into.

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 12:22 pm 4

On The Definitive Guide to Attending This Summer's Music Festivals

"Phan phorum." I DIE.

Posted on January 16, 2014 at 9:43 pm 0

On Mouthwatering Recipes from the March 1950 Issue of McCall's

@kettleofhawks For the love of GOD, what is "Coon Cheese"??!?!?!?!?!? (see pg. 5)

Posted on October 13, 2013 at 6:02 pm 0

On Susan Miller's Guide to October: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh, goodie. I'm in the job market and have been sending out resumes. Maybe this is a sign to just...stay on unemployment until December?

Posted on October 1, 2013 at 9:00 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@nevergiveaninch Sorry babe. It will get better though, I promise.

Posted on August 16, 2013 at 9:41 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@wee_ramekin Shit, man, I blew through all of those already. Watch them again? Watch the last episode, over and over? Watch Poussey sing "Amazing Grace" over and over for hours? Yes. Absolutely yes.

Posted on August 16, 2013 at 9:38 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

@nevergiveaninch Just know that it comes in waves...you'll have a wonderful you-day and then get home to an empty apartment and completely break down. This is way corny, but go to the library (out of the house, yay!) and get a copy of "It's Called a Breakup Because it's Broken." and read that shit page for page. I go back to it after every breakup - it has some great advice. Especially the part about not contacting your ex!

Just take it as it comes, and I promise you that you are stronger than you feel right now. Hugs.

Posted on August 16, 2013 at 7:01 pm 2

On Friday Open Thread

@errata stigmata I had this problem and it turned out to be endometrial polyps...totally benign, no biggie at all. Make an appointment for x-rays...the dildo-imager-up-your-coozy kind. And get off the Internet! The medical-symptoms one anyway.

Posted on August 16, 2013 at 6:06 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

Hi friends! BF is on tour with his band and I was maybe going to go visit my folks for the weekend so I didn't make plans for tonight. I'm normally more than fine with spending a night in alone, but I just got laid off (good!) and am recovering from a gnarly ankle sprain (shitty!) so I've been doing a lot of alone-at-home time lately. I'm making myself a fancy dinner but I'm in a depressive funk so can't see beyond that. Besides refreshing this thread all night, any suggestions to what might cheer me up a bit/good Netflix suggestions/bars in Boston where I can go, order a whiskey and read alone at the bar without being hit on?

Posted on August 16, 2013 at 6:03 pm 0