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Why aren't you moving to Canada? :(

Posted on October 3, 2013 at 4:06 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@chnellociraptor HE JUST TEXTED ME AGAIN WHAT PART OF GO TO HELL DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAAAAAAAND.

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 6:31 pm 3

On Friday Open Thread

I just found out that a guy I hooked up and text-flirted with, who twice asked me out for daylight hours and twice blew me off for bullshit reasons, a) had a girlfriend, b) who was a mutual acquaintance of mine, and that c) she recently dumped him because he had another girlfriend and multiple side girls and also a side dude. And then he texted to ask me out AGAIN, so I got the pleasure of telling him to go to hell.

Tonight, I am drinking to bullets dodged.

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 5:37 pm 11

On Two Perfect Poems by a Third-Grader Named Darius

Whoa, talk about wise beyond his years.

And seriously, "I'm the strangest alligator" -- how perfect is that? ACTUALLY perfect.

Posted on September 4, 2013 at 4:20 pm 0

On But What Is The News Without Pictures of Boobs?

Wait, are Sunshine Girls not a thing in the States like they are in Canada? I want to go to there.

Posted on August 23, 2013 at 1:37 pm 0

On Who's the Squarest-Jawed of Them All?

@iceberg I am so into this thread!

Posted on August 23, 2013 at 12:57 pm 1

On Who's the Squarest-Jawed of Them All?

Is Affleck really "replacing" Christian Bale? I get that Batman is Batman, but they're different series. Also Man of Steel was just stunningly not good, so I think Ben Affleck is the least of this movie's problems.

Posted on August 23, 2013 at 12:56 pm 1

On Who's the Squarest-Jawed of Them All?

@Judith Slutler I would watch the SHIT out of that.

Posted on August 23, 2013 at 12:56 pm 0

On The Best Time My Sister and I Got Kicked Out of Rugged Sleepaway Camp

'At one point in the chaos, in a stroke of histrionic teenage genius, my sister screamed, “NO… BEUSMAN… WILL SET FOOT ON THIS GROUND... EVER AGAIN!”'

Ohhhhhmygod does your sister want to get really drunk on sangria with me? She sounds like a kindred spirit.

Posted on August 21, 2013 at 8:22 pm 4

On Friday Open Thread

'Pinners, I want to give you all a huge hug for that Bryan Goldberg comment section yesterday. It's the perfect example of everything I hold dear about this website and its people. Let's get together and do it again sometime.

Posted on August 16, 2013 at 3:20 pm 12