THIS IS SUCH A GOOD AND IMPORTANT STORY.
Also, fuck that one teacher who called you stupid. What an ass.
YESSSS SO EXCITE. I just bought this for my Kindle, based mostly on my extreme love of Reading Between the Texts but also because the one-sentence summary is my life. LOOKING FORWARD TO READING HOW YOU INTERPRET BEING ME, KATIE HEANEY.
Dear god, if only all customer complaints could be handled thusly.
@chnellociraptor Also Cosmo whyyyyyyyyyy.
Ahhhhhh this is so good and refreshing and interesting and Jia you are SUCH A GOOD WRITER WTF?!?!?
@Slutface So very rapey! This bothers me both in his representation as a love interest AND as a president. He is the very worst president! Ever!
Is this the appropriate place for me to espouse my undying hatred of Fitz, and deep-rooted love of Mellie? Especially after that nonsense on Parks and Rec? Donna, I expected so much better from you.
Hahahaha seriously though I have never hated a TV character as much as I hate Fitzgerald Grant.
Why aren't you moving to Canada? :(
@chnellociraptor HE JUST TEXTED ME AGAIN WHAT PART OF GO TO HELL DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAAAAAAAND.
I just found out that a guy I hooked up and text-flirted with, who twice asked me out for daylight hours and twice blew me off for bullshit reasons, a) had a girlfriend, b) who was a mutual acquaintance of mine, and that c) she recently dumped him because he had another girlfriend and multiple side girls and also a side dude. And then he texted to ask me out AGAIN, so I got the pleasure of telling him to go to hell.
Tonight, I am drinking to bullets dodged.