Dear god, if only all customer complaints could be handled thusly.
@chnellociraptor Also Cosmo whyyyyyyyyyy.
Ahhhhhh this is so good and refreshing and interesting and Jia you are SUCH A GOOD WRITER WTF?!?!?
@Slutface So very rapey! This bothers me both in his representation as a love interest AND as a president. He is the very worst president! Ever!
Is this the appropriate place for me to espouse my undying hatred of Fitz, and deep-rooted love of Mellie? Especially after that nonsense on Parks and Rec? Donna, I expected so much better from you.
Hahahaha seriously though I have never hated a TV character as much as I hate Fitzgerald Grant.
Why aren't you moving to Canada? :(
@chnellociraptor HE JUST TEXTED ME AGAIN WHAT PART OF GO TO HELL DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAAAAAAAND.
I just found out that a guy I hooked up and text-flirted with, who twice asked me out for daylight hours and twice blew me off for bullshit reasons, a) had a girlfriend, b) who was a mutual acquaintance of mine, and that c) she recently dumped him because he had another girlfriend and multiple side girls and also a side dude. And then he texted to ask me out AGAIN, so I got the pleasure of telling him to go to hell.
Tonight, I am drinking to bullets dodged.
Whoa, talk about wise beyond his years.
And seriously, "I'm the strangest alligator" -- how perfect is that? ACTUALLY perfect.
Wait, are Sunshine Girls not a thing in the States like they are in Canada? I want to go to there.