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On The Best Time I Learned My Last Name Means Blow Job

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD AND IMPORTANT STORY.

Also, fuck that one teacher who called you stupid. What an ass.

Posted on January 15, 2014 at 4:30 pm 3

On Never Have I Ever Written a Book (Until Now): A Conversation With Katie Heaney

YESSSS SO EXCITE. I just bought this for my Kindle, based mostly on my extreme love of Reading Between the Texts but also because the one-sentence summary is my life. LOOKING FORWARD TO READING HOW YOU INTERPRET BEING ME, KATIE HEANEY.

Posted on January 14, 2014 at 3:26 pm 0

On Amelia Gray Responds to a Hater

Dear god, if only all customer complaints could be handled thusly.

Posted on January 6, 2014 at 1:56 pm 0

On 18 Brides in a Year

@chnellociraptor Also Cosmo whyyyyyyyyyy.

Posted on December 30, 2013 at 9:03 pm 0

On 18 Brides in a Year

Ahhhhhh this is so good and refreshing and interesting and Jia you are SUCH A GOOD WRITER WTF?!?!?

Posted on December 30, 2013 at 8:06 pm 1

On Scandal vs. Homeland: The Weekly Showdown

@Slutface So very rapey! This bothers me both in his representation as a love interest AND as a president. He is the very worst president! Ever!

Posted on October 24, 2013 at 11:22 pm 0

On Scandal vs. Homeland: The Weekly Showdown

Is this the appropriate place for me to espouse my undying hatred of Fitz, and deep-rooted love of Mellie? Especially after that nonsense on Parks and Rec? Donna, I expected so much better from you.

Hahahaha seriously though I have never hated a TV character as much as I hate Fitzgerald Grant.

Posted on October 24, 2013 at 12:09 pm 1

On The Health Care Pie

Why aren't you moving to Canada? :(

Posted on October 3, 2013 at 4:06 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@chnellociraptor HE JUST TEXTED ME AGAIN WHAT PART OF GO TO HELL DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAAAAAAAND.

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 6:31 pm 3

On Friday Open Thread

I just found out that a guy I hooked up and text-flirted with, who twice asked me out for daylight hours and twice blew me off for bullshit reasons, a) had a girlfriend, b) who was a mutual acquaintance of mine, and that c) she recently dumped him because he had another girlfriend and multiple side girls and also a side dude. And then he texted to ask me out AGAIN, so I got the pleasure of telling him to go to hell.

Tonight, I am drinking to bullets dodged.

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 5:37 pm 11