Why aren't you moving to Canada? :(
@chnellociraptor HE JUST TEXTED ME AGAIN WHAT PART OF GO TO HELL DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAAAAAAAND.
I just found out that a guy I hooked up and text-flirted with, who twice asked me out for daylight hours and twice blew me off for bullshit reasons, a) had a girlfriend, b) who was a mutual acquaintance of mine, and that c) she recently dumped him because he had another girlfriend and multiple side girls and also a side dude. And then he texted to ask me out AGAIN, so I got the pleasure of telling him to go to hell.
Tonight, I am drinking to bullets dodged.
Whoa, talk about wise beyond his years.
And seriously, "I'm the strangest alligator" -- how perfect is that? ACTUALLY perfect.
Wait, are Sunshine Girls not a thing in the States like they are in Canada? I want to go to there.
@iceberg I am so into this thread!
Is Affleck really "replacing" Christian Bale? I get that Batman is Batman, but they're different series. Also Man of Steel was just stunningly not good, so I think Ben Affleck is the least of this movie's problems.
@Judith Slutler I would watch the SHIT out of that.
'At one point in the chaos, in a stroke of histrionic teenage genius, my sister screamed, “NO… BEUSMAN… WILL SET FOOT ON THIS GROUND... EVER AGAIN!”'
Ohhhhhmygod does your sister want to get really drunk on sangria with me? She sounds like a kindred spirit.
'Pinners, I want to give you all a huge hug for that Bryan Goldberg comment section yesterday. It's the perfect example of everything I hold dear about this website and its people. Let's get together and do it again sometime.