Susan Schorn, I like you a whole lot.
CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! [aggressive flag-waving]
Also the goal post has a Twitter account already: https://twitter.com/GoalPostEh
THIS IS SUCH A GOOD AND IMPORTANT STORY.
Also, fuck that one teacher who called you stupid. What an ass.
YESSSS SO EXCITE. I just bought this for my Kindle, based mostly on my extreme love of Reading Between the Texts but also because the one-sentence summary is my life. LOOKING FORWARD TO READING HOW YOU INTERPRET BEING ME, KATIE HEANEY.
Dear god, if only all customer complaints could be handled thusly.
@chnellociraptor Also Cosmo whyyyyyyyyyy.
Ahhhhhh this is so good and refreshing and interesting and Jia you are SUCH A GOOD WRITER WTF?!?!?
@Slutface So very rapey! This bothers me both in his representation as a love interest AND as a president. He is the very worst president! Ever!
Is this the appropriate place for me to espouse my undying hatred of Fitz, and deep-rooted love of Mellie? Especially after that nonsense on Parks and Rec? Donna, I expected so much better from you.
Hahahaha seriously though I have never hated a TV character as much as I hate Fitzgerald Grant.
Why aren't you moving to Canada? :(