@slutberry - the numbers I have always seen are 5-6". But I think you could argue that the reason it is the average size is because that is the "optimum" size. Most people are in the middle of the bell curve on any given measurement, therefore most women are going to find the average penis to be a pretty good size. Bear in mind that while the vagina expands during arousal and varies in size (length, particularly) throughout the month, vaginas come in different shapes/sizes too. I can't really speak to the condom comment, as I do not know what it feels like to wear a condom on one's penis. Condoms DO expand quite a bit, but it is also one of those things where trying different brands/styles is a good idea. And if he is hitting your cervix and it is uncomfortable, you might consider trying different positions (but if he is just filling you up nicely, that to me seems like he is exactly the right size).
@upupandaway - While I agree that girth is more interesting than length, I would disagree that 6" is "big". I am looking at a dressmaker's tape right now, and 6" is about the length of an average ballpoint pen. Maybe what you are saying is that 6" is too large for the measure of the average penis; I am not an expert on the subject. My sample size is not large or random enough for useful statistics, and my judge of "how big is this dude" is usually based on how much of him my hand covers or how much I can take into my mouth easily.
@Blushingflwr Well if the guy doesn't have hands, I do. Plus there is the entire Internet from whence to order lots of toys.
Oh, men and penises. Some of the guys I've fucked who have been the least secure about their dicks have had the nicest ones.
Also, when I was a phone sex operator, I don't think I EVER had a single customer say that they were 6". They were all either 8+ or <4.
People who know my sexual habits tend to assume that I am a size queen, but I am not actually all that picky about it. Presumably you have hands, so if I find myself in the mood for something large, we're still good. (Having said that, my boyfriend's penis is pretty much perfect)
@hungrybee but there is nothing like Taye's smile.
That is a hard one. Some form of potato, definitely; possibly duck-fat fries. Actually, you know what, 'tis the season and all, so just a replica of my family's typical Thanksgiving dinner.
it is disturbing how many of these I can identify
So, I don't generally consider myself to have a super sensitive cervix, but when I touch it, I can tell that I'm touching a part of my body and not a foreign object. Both by the feedback from my fingertip and the feedback from my cervix itself. The beauty of the cervix is that it means it really is virtually impossible for a tampon to escape your vagina and wander about your body, but some women's hands/fingers just aren't sized appropriately to explore all the nooks and crannies. This is one of those times where having good control over the muscles there can come in handy.
On the health anxiety front - I do the thing where I am afraid to go to the doctor because the doctor might confirm my worst fears. AS though not knowing I have cancer would somehow be better than knowing and doing something about it.
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I just keep thinking about that plot point in GWTW where Scarlett tries to hide her drinking from Rhett.
@cabber You agreed to one houseguest, not two. It is incredibly rude of him to impose upon your generosity by trying to bring his girlfriend along. It is perfectly reasonable for you to say "Friend, I am happy to allow you a place to crash, but I am not comfortable having this other person in my house. [Possibly also include something about how you're sure she's lovely but you do not know her and thus are not comfortable having her in your home]"
@jazzloon I cannot read about it because every time I do stealth onion-cutting ninjas creep into my office.