By Jazmine Hughes on Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

@tealily omg i am so tired :( :(

Posted on March 20, 2015 at 5:35 pm 1

By Charismatic Megafauna@facebook on Signs I Want You To Leave My House After I've Hosted You for Dinner

Muslim fanaticism! What a funny joke!

Posted on March 21, 2014 at 2:48 am 1

By luuuuucylu on The Heartland Pie

As a Midwesterner, I pride myself on being able to recognize Christian rock radio within hearing just a few chords - it's something about the cheap production quality. Also, I once ate at a restaurant where the "veggie burger" was just a hamburger with lettuce and tomato.

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 10:30 pm 4

By TheclaAndTheSeals on Signs I Want You To Leave My House After I've Hosted You for Dinner

Passing out drunk on the pile of everyone's coats on your bed works too. Then you're still a good hostess who said goodbye to everyone... because they have to wake you up to get their coat.

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 10:07 pm 1

By kateek on Signs I Want You To Leave My House After I've Hosted You for Dinner

@stonefruit I have changed into pj's and said, 'well, going to bed soon!' and guests have not left. And I don't even serve Martha Stewart meals!

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 6:21 pm 2

By PanicMixi8 on The Heartland Pie

Agreed with Citizen Christy. This actually feels really dated, frankly.

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 3:01 pm 1

By lasso tabasco on Amusingly Horrible Things Significant Others Have Said: The Bracket

My German (EX) boyfriend and I while I was studying abroad in his country:
Me: Why won't you ever speak English with me?
Him: Because it's a stupid language. Your whole culture is just really dumb and I hate it. I'd like you a lot better if you weren't American."

Posted on December 31, 2013 at 4:48 pm 1

By meetapossum on Friday Open Thread

@coolallison Is this where I can bitch about Gawker's Thatz Not Okay this week? A dude wrote in who had old period stains from 4 different girls on his bed and basically was too cheap to buy new sheets, which is gross for a bunch of reasons, but then Caity Weaver had to go and say this:

"How is it possible that four (4) separate girls have bled on your bed if you are not a murderer? I don’t think I’ve done it once, and I’ve had a whole ellipses of periods. A woman’s menstruation is not like an Eli Roth film, with blood gushing out of her, spraying everything in sight. You can usually tell when it’s occurring and it generally starts out pretty low-key. Whatever is happening in your bed, it deviates grossly from the norm."

Fuck you, Caity!

Posted on September 14, 2013 at 9:48 am 4

By Briony Fields on Friday Open Thread

@tealily I want all the things, without the work. Is that so much to ask?

Posted on September 13, 2013 at 5:46 pm 2

By bevrockin on Friday Open Thread

I got a new job! I start it in a couple of weeks! I was unnecessarily worried about turning in my notice but they took it just fine. In fact, they took it better than I'd have wanted. But that's part of why I'm glad to be leaving soon. Way underappreciated. Onward and upward.

And Roll Tide! Beat A&M!

Posted on September 13, 2013 at 5:04 pm 5