By Charismatic Megafauna@facebook on Signs I Want You To Leave My House After I've Hosted You for Dinner
Muslim fanaticism! What a funny joke!
By luuuuucylu on The Heartland Pie
As a Midwesterner, I pride myself on being able to recognize Christian rock radio within hearing just a few chords - it's something about the cheap production quality. Also, I once ate at a restaurant where the "veggie burger" was just a hamburger with lettuce and tomato.
Passing out drunk on the pile of everyone's coats on your bed works too. Then you're still a good hostess who said goodbye to everyone... because they have to wake you up to get their coat.
@stonefruit I have changed into pj's and said, 'well, going to bed soon!' and guests have not left. And I don't even serve Martha Stewart meals!
By PanicMixi8 on The Heartland Pie
Agreed with Citizen Christy. This actually feels really dated, frankly.
My German (EX) boyfriend and I while I was studying abroad in his country:
Me: Why won't you ever speak English with me?
Him: Because it's a stupid language. Your whole culture is just really dumb and I hate it. I'd like you a lot better if you weren't American."
@coolallison Is this where I can bitch about Gawker's Thatz Not Okay this week? A dude wrote in who had old period stains from 4 different girls on his bed and basically was too cheap to buy new sheets, which is gross for a bunch of reasons, but then Caity Weaver had to go and say this:
"How is it possible that four (4) separate girls have bled on your bed if you are not a murderer? I don’t think I’ve done it once, and I’ve had a whole ellipses of periods. A woman’s menstruation is not like an Eli Roth film, with blood gushing out of her, spraying everything in sight. You can usually tell when it’s occurring and it generally starts out pretty low-key. Whatever is happening in your bed, it deviates grossly from the norm."
Fuck you, Caity!
@tealily I want all the things, without the work. Is that so much to ask?
By bevrockin on Friday Open Thread
I got a new job! I start it in a couple of weeks! I was unnecessarily worried about turning in my notice but they took it just fine. In fact, they took it better than I'd have wanted. But that's part of why I'm glad to be leaving soon. Way underappreciated. Onward and upward.
And Roll Tide! Beat A&M!