Let's be best friends!
I don't understand why people come to my house in the first damn place. I hate it when guests linger beyond social cues and common decency.
@Miss Maszkerádi Don't bang dudes who won't wear condoms, whether you're on the pill or not. Condoms work fine. Read up on proper usage. Don't open the packs with your teeth.
Some birth control pills affected me pretty badly, but I had good experiences with the Nuvaring.
Casual sex with a nice partner that wasn't of the random hookup variety was always tougher for me than just (at least nominally) dating towards relationships.
You can pry 'em out of my cold, dead, moderately nourished hands, snot rockets!
I did a focus group and got paid with a $100 credit card gift card that expires 90 days from date of issue. I've already spent $26 on bullshit from the drug store. How should I spend my remaining stupid non-money??
On "Where I live in East Baltimore, everything looks like 'The Wire' and nobody cares what a selfie is"
Well, at least it looks like he's on the 8 bus line. (Baltimore transit humor, everybody!) My life in this town is very different from the writer's, but I relate to the picture he paints of a lot of people struggling hard for not much, but still finding their pleasure where they can.
I bought 64 oz if cheese for like $2 because a work distributor was having a big sake. What am I gonna do with all that cheese???
I also told the world I am pregnant, and now I kind of want to un-tell it, because ugh nothing is anyone's business! But I figured it would eventually become apparent anyway.
I think I spent a lot of 1994 really earnestly watching MTv, as if it could redeem my inherent dorkiness, so it makes sense that I know so many of these by heart.
My one friend is getting horrifically screwed in a landlord issue, and her property manager is being slimy and manipulative. It is hard to watch, and hard because her choices in the situation don't match the ones I think I'd make. I can't stop chewing it all over.
Super interesting story. I wonder if he was able to get that TV for his brother.
Is she a good girl, though?