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On Signs I Want You To Leave My House After I've Hosted You for Dinner

I don't understand why people come to my house in the first damn place. I hate it when guests linger beyond social cues and common decency.

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 5:35 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

@Miss Maszkerádi Don't bang dudes who won't wear condoms, whether you're on the pill or not. Condoms work fine. Read up on proper usage. Don't open the packs with your teeth.
Some birth control pills affected me pretty badly, but I had good experiences with the Nuvaring.
Casual sex with a nice partner that wasn't of the random hookup variety was always tougher for me than just (at least nominally) dating towards relationships.

Posted on February 28, 2014 at 8:23 pm 0

On Our Clif Bars, Ourselves

You can pry 'em out of my cold, dead, moderately nourished hands, snot rockets!

Posted on February 20, 2014 at 9:23 pm 2

On Friday Open Thread

I did a focus group and got paid with a $100 credit card gift card that expires 90 days from date of issue. I've already spent $26 on bullshit from the drug store. How should I spend my remaining stupid non-money??

Posted on February 14, 2014 at 4:21 pm 0

On "Where I live in East Baltimore, everything looks like 'The Wire' and nobody cares what a selfie is"

Well, at least it looks like he's on the 8 bus line. (Baltimore transit humor, everybody!) My life in this town is very different from the writer's, but I relate to the picture he paints of a lot of people struggling hard for not much, but still finding their pleasure where they can.

Posted on February 5, 2014 at 12:45 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

I bought 64 oz if cheese for like $2 because a work distributor was having a big sake. What am I gonna do with all that cheese???
I also told the world I am pregnant, and now I kind of want to un-tell it, because ugh nothing is anyone's business! But I figured it would eventually become apparent anyway.

Posted on January 31, 2014 at 8:51 pm 0

On 20 Songs by Women that Will Turn 20 in 2014

I think I spent a lot of 1994 really earnestly watching MTv, as if it could redeem my inherent dorkiness, so it makes sense that I know so many of these by heart.

Posted on January 29, 2014 at 5:36 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

My one friend is getting horrifically screwed in a landlord issue, and her property manager is being slimy and manipulative. It is hard to watch, and hard because her choices in the situation don't match the ones I think I'd make. I can't stop chewing it all over.

Posted on January 24, 2014 at 8:47 pm 0

On When a Murderer Wins a "Best Murder Mystery" Writing Prize

Super interesting story. I wonder if he was able to get that TV for his brother.

Posted on January 15, 2014 at 4:04 pm 0

On Lucy's Conquests

Is she a good girl, though?

Posted on January 7, 2014 at 4:24 pm 4