How Not to Order a Drink, Part Seven
Bartender: What'll ya have?
Me: Hmmmm ... I don't knooow. All these cocktails look soooo good.
Bartender: [roll eyes, shifts weight]
Me: What's good here?
Bartender: The Rumtastic Ruminator.
Me: Oh, I really don't like rum. What else?
Bartender: People like the Sweet Cheeks.
Me: Yeah, I'm not into sugary drinks.
Bartender: [...]
Me: I'll just have a vodka soda. Extra lime please!
NOTE: all cocktail names were invented for the purpose of this "article."
Previously: "Did you Google me?"
Camille Santochi is a reality television producer from Los Angeles. You can follow her on Twitter @omitofo or see where her cover band is playing next here. (For instance, they're playing tomorrow, May 18, at the Kibitz Room [next to Canters] at 11:30 p.m. Mini-Pinup?)
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