On An Interview With the Satellite Hurtling Toward Earth
Oh my god, THAT POOR SATELLITE. I hope it's okay! :O :O :O
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On The Best Time I Ever Watched a Birthing Class Grind to an Angry Halt
Okay, as a dude who has pretty strong feelings on circumcision (anti) I have no idea how anybody can stand to be that filthy. The thought of even walking around with smegma is so gross I can't stand it.
GUYS, WASH YOUR JUNK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
(OTOH, that guy would still have awful hygiene even if he were circumcised. Nobody should ever gross people, in my opinion.)
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On You Have One New Death
This was lovely. I have nothing useful or intelligent to say, but it was really good.
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On Tiny House-tigue and the Tiny House Movie
If I lived in a tiny house, I'd love it, and I'd save space by keeping my bed at my girlfriend's non-tiny house.
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On A Personal Reflection on the Idea of Shia LaBeouf
What's super weird to me is not even that he is successful (although that is weird!) but that Hollywood has decided that he is the guy who should take over every film franchise.
He's definitely going to be playing lead in Ghostbusters 3. You heard it here first.
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On Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week
So you'd think there'd be nothing for dudes in this post, but that's a really nice throw blanket!
edit: Except for the part where it's SOLD OUT, WHAAAAAAT
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On How the New Yorker's Caption Contest Relates to Mating Success
@Xora Yeah, I like the further implication that guys have more "mating success" than women. What?
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On The Best Time I Tweeted About Private Parts
Am I late? I am late. But this would have never happened with comedian friends, who would first of all never assume anything so self-depreciating was genuine, but would also make better Anthony Weiner jokes. (I am so sick of my coworkers' impotent Weiner jokes.)
So my point is comedian types are great friends~! And Cave of Forgotten Dreams was totally great.
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On Have a Sexy Little Halloween
@J Keems@twitter Sexy Pregnant Ghostbusters would be incredibly hilarious, although about a dozen obscene ghost trap jokes spring to mind. (Fact: babies are basically little Slimers anyway.)