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By stonefruit on The Just Admit You're Pregnant Pie

@stonefruit one conversation literally went:
stonefruit: "[friend], your boobs look amazing!"
friend: "Thanks!"

[friend walks over to husband, whispers]: "SHE KNOWS."

Posted on October 10, 2013 at 2:43 pm 6

By The correct term is babes, sir on A Brief History of Getting Yelled At

"Everyone else heard the directions." Ugh, that brings back some bad memories. I was constantly getting yelled at by teachers for not listening to directions, but for really small or imagined infractions - like not writing my name on the top of the workbook page. It was just so NOT necessary to yell about that. My mind still boggles as to how an adult could get so angry at a child for something so minor.
Oh, and I feel the same self-conscious about yelling at other people, even when I'm actually angry. Like it's all a performance and I'm hoping I'm convincing the other person of my authentic anger.

Posted on October 7, 2013 at 12:40 pm 1

By wee_ramekin on The Health Care Pie

@Rock and Roll Ken Doll But you *are* paying for it! Through the sweat of your brow and the constraint on your time (aka, "job"). So don't worry, bro.

@all Yep. Every time I have picked up birth control in the last year, I have said "Thanks Obama!" incredibly cheerfully as the pharmacist hands over my meds.

Posted on October 3, 2013 at 2:57 pm 11

By youresmalltime on Girl Talk: Jake Muller

Oh my God, I could not be physically more pleased with the return of this. I could not.

Even though this game gives me the rage shakes, it is inevitably part of my heart. It's like a younger sibling who makes consistently questionable life choices. YOU JUST WANT IT TO BE OKAY.

I didn't get Jake until the cutscene near the end where he grazes Chris's face in ANGER because damn, that ish was too much. Maybe I was just still reeling from the epic brofight between Chris and Leon earlier?

WELCOME BACK, GIRL TALK.

Posted on September 27, 2013 at 7:45 am 3

By Jennifer Culp on Girl Talk: Jake Muller

@Bunburying WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT, HUH

Posted on September 26, 2013 at 5:23 pm 3

By Jocasta Carr on Girl Talk: Jake Muller

I'm not even a gamer but I love this series SO MUCH.

Posted on September 26, 2013 at 4:34 pm 3

By Megasus on "Maybe I needed to prove that I'm wife material. If he wanted 300 sandwiches, I’d give him 300 sandwiches"

@sallydapper I thought he looks more like Julian Assange.

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 3:11 pm 5

By frigwiggin on "Maybe I needed to prove that I'm wife material. If he wanted 300 sandwiches, I’d give him 300 sandwiches"

Total rage-clickbait, and I hate that I fell for it. Rrrrrghhhahhhhhhhhhh!

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 3:01 pm 4

By jaimebee tho on "Maybe I needed to prove that I'm wife material. If he wanted 300 sandwiches, I’d give him 300 sandwiches"

@fabel FOR REAL THOUGH THANK YOU dude looks like Skarsgard like my foot looks like Anna Paquin

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 11:17 am 16

By hallelujah on "Maybe I needed to prove that I'm wife material. If he wanted 300 sandwiches, I’d give him 300 sandwiches"

I love sandwiches, and will never forgive the patriarchy for transforming them into a sexist trope. Fuck that lady, too.

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 10:17 am 25