@stonefruit one conversation literally went:
stonefruit: "[friend], your boobs look amazing!"
[friend walks over to husband, whispers]: "SHE KNOWS."
"Everyone else heard the directions." Ugh, that brings back some bad memories. I was constantly getting yelled at by teachers for not listening to directions, but for really small or imagined infractions - like not writing my name on the top of the workbook page. It was just so NOT necessary to yell about that. My mind still boggles as to how an adult could get so angry at a child for something so minor.
Oh, and I feel the same self-conscious about yelling at other people, even when I'm actually angry. Like it's all a performance and I'm hoping I'm convincing the other person of my authentic anger.
@Rock and Roll Ken Doll But you *are* paying for it! Through the sweat of your brow and the constraint on your time (aka, "job"). So don't worry, bro.
@all Yep. Every time I have picked up birth control in the last year, I have said "Thanks Obama!" incredibly cheerfully as the pharmacist hands over my meds.
Oh my God, I could not be physically more pleased with the return of this. I could not.
Even though this game gives me the rage shakes, it is inevitably part of my heart. It's like a younger sibling who makes consistently questionable life choices. YOU JUST WANT IT TO BE OKAY.
I didn't get Jake until the cutscene near the end where he grazes Chris's face in ANGER because damn, that ish was too much. Maybe I was just still reeling from the epic brofight between Chris and Leon earlier?
WELCOME BACK, GIRL TALK.
@Bunburying WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT, HUH
I'm not even a gamer but I love this series SO MUCH.
By Megasus on "Maybe I needed to prove that I'm wife material. If he wanted 300 sandwiches, I’d give him 300 sandwiches"
@sallydapper I thought he looks more like Julian Assange.
By frigwiggin on "Maybe I needed to prove that I'm wife material. If he wanted 300 sandwiches, I’d give him 300 sandwiches"
Total rage-clickbait, and I hate that I fell for it. Rrrrrghhhahhhhhhhhhh!
By jaimebee tho on "Maybe I needed to prove that I'm wife material. If he wanted 300 sandwiches, I’d give him 300 sandwiches"
@fabel FOR REAL THOUGH THANK YOU dude looks like Skarsgard like my foot looks like Anna Paquin
By hallelujah on "Maybe I needed to prove that I'm wife material. If he wanted 300 sandwiches, I’d give him 300 sandwiches"
I love sandwiches, and will never forgive the patriarchy for transforming them into a sexist trope. Fuck that lady, too.