On End of Week Self-Portrait

No animals were irritated in the making of this---- oh, wait.

Posted on May 10, 2014 at 11:00 am 0

On The Pubic Issue, Non-Monosexuality 101, and The Cool Gay Auntie

@Martita Watch Nigella Lawson make a cake sometime. You'll get it.

Posted on February 19, 2014 at 5:27 am 0

On Thoughts I Had at Naked Yoga

The best moment of the class HAS to be happy baby pose.

Posted on February 9, 2014 at 2:19 pm 1

On How to Dress for Things You Hate

@milominderbender 1. LBD 2. trainers You'll be ready to run.

Posted on February 6, 2014 at 5:44 am 1

On How to Enjoy the Airport This Holiday Travel Season

My boyfriend and I had to turn up very early (without having had breakfast) to Saigon airport and while he sat there starving to death I explored. When I got back I told him there was a Pret a Manger around the corner... I have never seen relief and glee spread across someone's face so intensely. He said 'REALLY?!?!?!' and I said 'No. But you can buy frozen snake.'

Posted on December 22, 2013 at 7:40 am 4

On 917 People Who Are Hotter Than Benedict Cumberbatch

If this is the official position of The Hairpin, I can no longer consider myself a 'Pinner. *tearfully plucks bobby pin from hair, tosses it on table, plods off Charlie Brown style*

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 7:50 pm 3

On 917 People Who Are Hotter Than Benedict Cumberbatch

@stonefruit ROTFL... I am completely on Team Cumberbatch and I totally agree with you... it makes me wonder how many horcruxes he'd have to make before I wouldn't hit that.

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 7:44 pm 0

On 917 People Who Are Hotter Than Benedict Cumberbatch

@Chloe 'Pidge' Spirals@facebook Totally! No one dismisses the hotness of BC, least of all my FORMERLY FAVORITE blog, which I THOUGHT was composed of ladies and all sorts who I THOUGHT knew how to appreciate the unconventional! *rages* *seethes* *unsubscribes* lol.

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 7:42 pm 2

On Now That I'm Married, I Only Use Crystal

@Jaya I like the wording "if you feel so inclined."

Posted on November 26, 2013 at 9:53 am 0

On Now That I'm Married, I Only Use Crystal

Serious question: What do you think of a combination of new puppy fund and two charities (cancer research and FGM prevention) and a small amazon registry of cheap (like 10-25 quid)traditional items as options for guests who would like to give something. Also, what is the best way to convey that this is sincerely not mandatory or expected? Plenty of our relatives will WANT to give something, but I don't want our poor artist friends to think they have to shell out a penny to come to our wedding. My worst nightmare is to come off like this fictional nutjob, but I also don't want to end up with a bunch of gifts we don't need that will surely arrive if we don't specify anything.

Posted on November 25, 2013 at 1:07 pm 0