Woah, Lopez and McIntosh, that story is cinematic as shit!
My personal favorite prison break: after refusing to give evidence against her lady (Sophie Dorothea, aka Electress of Hanover and mother of King George II), Eleonore Knesebeck was locked in Scharzfels Castle. Her family hired a man to break in through the roof, pull her out of her cell, and rappel together 80 feet down to safety. Upon discovering her escape, the commandant of the castle swore that Eleanore had been closely guarded, and that she must have been spirited away by magic. The very hole in the roof was proof that it had been the work of Satan, for no human could have made it.
I absolutely thought the $250 bottle opener was a joke, but no! It is real! My worldview is shattered.
@meetapossum WHERE IS OUR WONDER WOMAN MOVIE?
So 2 is Mulan, 3 is 100&1 Dalmations, 4 might be Bambi (never saw it), 5 is The Lion King, 6 is Beauty and the Beast...but what are the others?
@LurkiLoo Oh, cool! I was so busy mourning the loss of Samantha et al that I didn't even notice the advent of Caroline! Plus, anything that familiarizes people with the War of 1812 (which I too know basically nothing about) is a good thing.
@Mahoho I would share your blinding rage! Seriously though, as a kid, I had to stop playing with some friends because their idea of play was to torture and destroy our dolls. Which...no. That is not going to happen on my watch.
@quamquam vivit Interesting debate point about using random photographs! That said, the way I read the poem it didn't call the people in the photograph "Entitled, vapid, arrogantly strong;" instead, I read the poem as saying that (as the faces in the photograph demonstrate) privileged people *don't* have to be entitled, vapid, or arrogantly strong. If anything, I saw this poem as a compliment and a message of hope that income inequality does not necessarily equal poverty of spirit or imagination.
I just made these (with chocolate chips in, naturally) and they came out *fantastic*. And they're so easy to make!
I wish I could tell y'all how they taste the morning after, but they all got eaten within a few hours of making them.
Berman sounds like a monster, but let's be real, we knew he was messed up from the moment he ranked Milton above Shakespeare.
@Heidi I checked that first! That and a simple google search has told me nothing.