On Mad Men Season Five, Episode One

Enjoyed it thoroughly while drinking an Old Fashioned. Favorite scene: Lane and Joan talking about getting her job back- tender. Second favorite scene: Don Draper shaving- sssexy.

Posted on March 26, 2012 at 10:45 am 3

On Why 1995 Was Probably the Best Year Ever for Movies

"That Hanks" Says it all.

Posted on March 23, 2012 at 11:20 am 1

On The Songs of Pure Moods

My friends and I used to make up synchronized swimming dances to Enya in 8th grade... We were cool, I swear!! www.artfulonlinedating.com

Posted on March 19, 2012 at 7:51 pm 0

On Happy Hour: Pomegranate Liqueur

YES! I found this a few months ago and it is perfect just with vodka and ice. And it seems to impress everyone when you serve it at a party.

Posted on March 14, 2012 at 4:53 pm 0

On How Not to Order a Drink

I love when people say "hopsy" when they have no idea how "hopsy" tastes (note: I have no idea how "hopsy" tastes either, but I would just straight up order the Blue Moon... mmmmmm)


Posted on March 2, 2012 at 1:35 pm 0

On Dorcas, Hedwig, and the Five Other Godiva Sisters

I think my favorite thing I've read so far today is the disclaimer: "There are drawings of butts". I need to write on the front of all my notebooks.


Posted on March 2, 2012 at 1:15 pm 0

On Reading Between the Texts: S.O.S.

"There's something I need to talk to you about" = He needs to tell you in person all of the other places in your house that he's hidden his pubes.

Oh man, those pubes. I will never get over it.


Posted on March 1, 2012 at 2:35 pm 6

On My Dating Memoir

This reminds me of having a HUGE crush on a boy in grade school and always hoping they would seat us in alphabetical order because his last name started with "G" and I was "H". Ah, young love.


Posted on February 27, 2012 at 6:48 pm 0