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Replace your lipstick with dirt and go in for a kiss!
When he asks you to read him a story for bedtime [this imaginary fool boyfriend that we're playing games with sounds like he'd need a bedtime story] put a scary book like The Dahmer Files or It inside of his storybook and laugh and laugh while he wonders "Wha Hapn'd?"
Order a pizza for dinner but before he sees the pizza take it out and replace it with pieces of bread. He'll open the box and have a sad, but you'll be there to cheer him up!
Oh, I am going to be thinking about this stuff all day....
This was terrific, and the quote from Olivia about what she's afraid of, that made me teary-eyed out of familiarity. And hell yes the story about women and strength needs to change. That is a friggin mantra right there.
I think pushing our bodies is an excellent allegory for understanding our very existence. I think that's why so many people get hung up on stories of what their bodies have gone through, it's how we mark time and mark passages into new phases of life.
@brista128 No way the caveman deal is the best thing about it.
@DullHypothesis You can take your acorn powders and wheat berries and leave the Paleo party, thank you!
When I sent this, my email ads suddenly flooded with Raw Diet and skin tightener ads. Sooooo Paleo.
CHUNKY ME. Yes, and look at Sting, recoiling from Chunk Stefani. Maybe he asked her to do a chunky belly dance before he gave her his autograph. HARRUMPH. Like le femme adrienne said pleats on your pants, and bulky sweater, do not equal chunky.
Also a dude is wearing BOWLING SHOES. I ALWAYS WANTED BOWLING SHOES!!!
@sophiawilson you are the worst speller.