I tweet at https://twitter.com/StandardTuber and blog at http://steelwoolens.blogspot.com - check it out!
@brista128 No way the caveman deal is the best thing about it.
@DullHypothesis You can take your acorn powders and wheat berries and leave the Paleo party, thank you!
When I sent this, my email ads suddenly flooded with Raw Diet and skin tightener ads. Sooooo Paleo.
CHUNKY ME. Yes, and look at Sting, recoiling from Chunk Stefani. Maybe he asked her to do a chunky belly dance before he gave her his autograph. HARRUMPH. Like le femme adrienne said pleats on your pants, and bulky sweater, do not equal chunky.
Also a dude is wearing BOWLING SHOES. I ALWAYS WANTED BOWLING SHOES!!!
@sophiawilson you are the worst speller.
@Annette Holbrook@facebook your math is WAAAAY off Anette, that person you hardly know only made about $10k last month. LIES!
@kanika You could ask your uncle to give me his Mercedes instead.
@lobsterhug We will always have holodeck kitchens, though.
Zoo moms... Yeah, there's a whole existential debate I've had with myself. Still decided it's better to die in my home (the wild) than in a mocked-up version of my home (the zoo).
If were really viewing ourselves as caretakers of the planet, are we doing a good job? And who crowned us with this role? We did....so, can we really be the best judge/most objective opinion on this matter - to use captivity to save another species.
Deep thoughts for a Monday.
@iceberg Several angry words crossed my lips.