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By mayonegg on Men Explain Cars To Me

Boys don't usually make me laugh but these guys are hilarious.

Posted on November 21, 2014 at 11:13 am 3

By does it need saying on Women Real Tired of Your Shit in Art

@moe-zee
I for one am really enjoying the new/old direction things have taken. I think that getting the spam-bots a little more under control has helped a little.

Posted on November 18, 2014 at 11:42 am 5

By StandardTuber on Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

@Jazmine Hughes DONE!

Posted on September 26, 2014 at 3:34 pm 1

By Jazmine Hughes on Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

@StandardTuber girl pitch us! Everyone pitch us!! submissions at the hairpin dot com

Posted on September 26, 2014 at 3:24 pm 1

By StandardTuber on Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

I am trying to think of stuff to write for this version of The Hairpin. What about Mansplaining The News, where we look at the most obvious headlines/lead-ins from news-oriented Twitter feeds like this one?

Posted on September 26, 2014 at 3:22 pm 1

By Choire Sicha@facebook on The Hairpin Rom Com Club: My Best Friend's Wedding

@StandardTuber YES. She works her ASS off in this movie, and it's GREAT. I cried.

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 2:48 pm 1

By Choire Sicha@facebook on The Hairpin Rom Com Club: My Best Friend's Wedding

I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH, I DON'T EVEN REALLY KNOW WHY, IT IS PROBLEMATIC ON SEVERAL LEVELS BUT OMG I DO NOT CARE, AND EVERYONE IN IT IS AT THE PEAK OF HER OR HIS HOTNESS. Also the gay specificity of the gay dude felt actually really ideal to me. WILL STOP AND WATCH ANY TIME IT IS ON.

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 1:03 pm 2

By commanderbanana on Female New York Post Writer Feels Differently Than Other Women

Welp, this is disgusting. This makes me want to follow Doree "Chaff-For-Brans" Lewak around with bins filled with ice water and pigeon droppings and periodically drench her with them. "Oh I'm sorry! I just assumed by your confident strut and significant eye contact that you WANTED the ice cold water and pigeon droppings poured over you, because that's how I catcall ladies."
Also, Doree "My Brain May Be Made of Spam, We Just Don't Know" Lewak, those hunky Israeli construction workers you're referring to would have been, you know, enslaved. So fuck you too.

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 12:15 pm 3

By frigwiggin on An Important Internet Classic: 10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship

Take the tab off his beer can and watch him struggle to open it! Not for too long, though--better get it for him and give him a kiss to make up for it. He's still the man, after all!

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 3:21 pm 2

By Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) on An Important Internet Classic: 10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship

@StandardTuber Tell him you're making steak for dinner, but then make something different that's not steak! ha ha!

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 2:39 pm 4