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By StandardTuber on Who Do You Have Embarrassing Sex Dreams About? or, Alec Baldwin Did A Thing on Reddit
I had a fairly benign sex dream involving me as a nurse and a wheelchair-bound Jeremy Brett/Sherlock Holmes. We were going to get It on and he told David P Burke/Watson to "get the hell out of here, we're busy, you fool."
I was really mad I woke up before anything really happened.
Tom Hollander. Tom Hiddleston, you say? That's not strange at all! No, friend. Tom HOLLANDER (he was so sweet to me! We had a weekend away in Paris!).
Sorry to be Debbie Downer, but here's what the Environmental Working Group says about placental extracts in cosmetics (scroll down for details like "Potential risk of infectious disease - FDA Ingredients with Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy Concern").
Also FWIW one time I thought it would be a great idea to put some mashed banana in my hair as a conditioning treatment. It took me about 45 minutes of scrubbing and combing to get that shit out of my hair. It didn't do anything. Although, I take that back - I had a great 'nana smell going on for a day or so.
Boys don't usually make me laugh but these guys are hilarious.
I for one am really enjoying the new/old direction things have taken. I think that getting the spam-bots a little more under control has helped a little.
@Jazmine Hughes DONE!
@StandardTuber girl pitch us! Everyone pitch us!! submissions at the hairpin dot com
I am trying to think of stuff to write for this version of The Hairpin. What about Mansplaining The News, where we look at the most obvious headlines/lead-ins from news-oriented Twitter feeds like this one?
@StandardTuber YES. She works her ASS off in this movie, and it's GREAT. I cried.
I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH, I DON'T EVEN REALLY KNOW WHY, IT IS PROBLEMATIC ON SEVERAL LEVELS BUT OMG I DO NOT CARE, AND EVERYONE IN IT IS AT THE PEAK OF HER OR HIS HOTNESS. Also the gay specificity of the gay dude felt actually really ideal to me. WILL STOP AND WATCH ANY TIME IT IS ON.