I tweet at https://twitter.com/StandardTuber and blog at http://steelwoolens.blogspot.com - check it out!
By idrathernot on Hot Paleo People
2 thumbs up. No penis problems ever!
@DullHypothesis You can take your acorn powders and wheat berries and leave the Paleo party, thank you!
My favorite part of the Paleo diet is how actual paleolithic people ate mostly grains.
Paleo, more like faileo.
CHUNKY ME. Yes, and look at Sting, recoiling from Chunk Stefani. Maybe he asked her to do a chunky belly dance before he gave her his autograph. HARRUMPH. Like le femme adrienne said pleats on your pants, and bulky sweater, do not equal chunky.
Also a dude is wearing BOWLING SHOES. I ALWAYS WANTED BOWLING SHOES!!!
pleats ≠ chunky
Oh, f*ck off Gwen.
NO METAL IN THE SCIENCE OVEN.
One of my worst nightmares concerns the day my appliances become sentient. Microwave: You're working me like a draft mule. Can't you go out to eat every so often? Refrigerator: And why aren't you dead yet? An alternating diet of cheap takeout Mexican food and cheese and crackers? And who puts peanut butter in their fridge? Gross. Stove: I'm outta here. I can see I am of no use to you. [Somehow manages to gas itself and die.]
That garbage can exchange was remarkably true to life!