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Take the tab off his beer can and watch him struggle to open it! Not for too long, though--better get it for him and give him a kiss to make up for it. He's still the man, after all!
By Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) on An Important Internet Classic: 10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship
@StandardTuber Tell him you're making steak for dinner, but then make something different that's not steak! ha ha!
@StandardTuber These do get a lot easier to write if you imagine your boyfriend is Fred Willard.
Tell him you're not feeling well and ask that he take your temperature and when he's not looking dip the thermometer into your hot cup of coffee. He'll have a big surprise when he comes back to check your temp!
Order a pizza for dinner but before he sees the pizza take it out and replace it with pieces of bread. He'll open the box and have a sad, but you'll be there to cheer him up!
Oh, I am going to be thinking about this stuff all day....
I love this classic so much! Thanks for reminding me of its existence. Someone needs to take all of these tips and turn them into a charmingly illustrated story.
I would actually be delighted to watch my guy "scratch away" at the coin stuck to the floor.
Wait. "kiss his boo-boo" from being hit in the head with a PILLOW?! Is the "pillow" actually an empty pillowcase filled with doorknobs? Because THAT is the kind of prankin' I'm into.
"For the sports guy, tell him to grab a box of curveballs and meet you in the park after work. Beware though, this could keep him tied up for a while." This is so stupid it makes me angry. I hate this dumb day.
Instead of putting water in the ice cube trays, leave 'em empty. Your guy will be expecting a cold drink, but he'll get one that is warm or room temp! Don't forget to tell him you're just kidding. ;)