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I tweet at https://twitter.com/StandardTuber and blog at http://steelwoolens.blogspot.com - check it out!

By StandardTuber on Who Do You Have Embarrassing Sex Dreams About? or, Alec Baldwin Did A Thing on Reddit

I had a fairly benign sex dream involving me as a nurse and a wheelchair-bound Jeremy Brett/Sherlock Holmes. We were going to get It on and he told David P Burke/Watson to "get the hell out of here, we're busy, you fool."

I was really mad I woke up before anything really happened.

Posted on March 17, 2015 at 12:54 pm 2

By Lemon on Who Do You Have Embarrassing Sex Dreams About? or, Alec Baldwin Did A Thing on Reddit

Tom Hollander. Tom Hiddleston, you say? That's not strange at all! No, friend. Tom HOLLANDER (he was so sweet to me! We had a weekend away in Paris!).

Posted on March 17, 2015 at 11:39 am 2

By StandardTuber on What Happens If You Put Placenta on Your Face?

Sorry to be Debbie Downer, but here's what the Environmental Working Group says about placental extracts in cosmetics (scroll down for details like "Potential risk of infectious disease - FDA Ingredients with Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy Concern").

Also FWIW one time I thought it would be a great idea to put some mashed banana in my hair as a conditioning treatment. It took me about 45 minutes of scrubbing and combing to get that shit out of my hair. It didn't do anything. Although, I take that back - I had a great 'nana smell going on for a day or so.

Posted on February 25, 2015 at 3:37 pm 1

By mayonegg on Men Explain Cars To Me

Boys don't usually make me laugh but these guys are hilarious.

Posted on November 21, 2014 at 11:13 am 3

By does it need saying on Women Real Tired of Your Shit in Art

@moe-zee
I for one am really enjoying the new/old direction things have taken. I think that getting the spam-bots a little more under control has helped a little.

Posted on November 18, 2014 at 11:42 am 6

By StandardTuber on Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

@Jazmine Hughes DONE!

Posted on September 26, 2014 at 3:34 pm 1

By Jazmine Hughes on Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

@StandardTuber girl pitch us! Everyone pitch us!! submissions at the hairpin dot com

Posted on September 26, 2014 at 3:24 pm 1

By StandardTuber on Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

I am trying to think of stuff to write for this version of The Hairpin. What about Mansplaining The News, where we look at the most obvious headlines/lead-ins from news-oriented Twitter feeds like this one?

Posted on September 26, 2014 at 3:22 pm 1

By Choire Sicha@facebook on The Hairpin Rom Com Club: My Best Friend's Wedding

@StandardTuber YES. She works her ASS off in this movie, and it's GREAT. I cried.

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 2:48 pm 1

By Choire Sicha@facebook on The Hairpin Rom Com Club: My Best Friend's Wedding

I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH, I DON'T EVEN REALLY KNOW WHY, IT IS PROBLEMATIC ON SEVERAL LEVELS BUT OMG I DO NOT CARE, AND EVERYONE IN IT IS AT THE PEAK OF HER OR HIS HOTNESS. Also the gay specificity of the gay dude felt actually really ideal to me. WILL STOP AND WATCH ANY TIME IT IS ON.

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 1:03 pm 2