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On Men Explain Cars To Me

Before you deleted your profile, I hope you wrote a manifesto declaring your love of the open road and not needing any man to take up precious cargo space on your journey into the Asphalt Frontier.

Posted on November 21, 2014 at 1:32 pm 0

On Women Real Tired of Your Shit in Art

How you wanna die, bludgeoned by a cross, drinkin' some poison, or an arrow through your skull!

These ladies are serious.

Posted on November 17, 2014 at 12:56 pm 0

On Texts from Mallory Ortberg

@melis Maybe you could give me a Simpson's quote w/ your autograph, if I get to see you at a bookstore! But not a Barney quote :(

Posted on October 30, 2014 at 2:07 pm 0

On Texts from Mallory Ortberg

@melis Oy.

Posted on October 30, 2014 at 1:42 pm 0

On Texts from Mallory Ortberg

Posted on October 30, 2014 at 1:33 pm 0

On Texts from Mallory Ortberg

@mallelis, what are your thoughts on Barney, from The Simpsons?

Posted on October 30, 2014 at 1:06 pm 0

On Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

@Jazmine Hughes DONE!

Posted on September 26, 2014 at 3:34 pm 1

On Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

I am trying to think of stuff to write for this version of The Hairpin. What about Mansplaining The News, where we look at the most obvious headlines/lead-ins from news-oriented Twitter feeds like this one?

Posted on September 26, 2014 at 3:22 pm 1

On The Hairpin Rom Com Club: My Best Friend's Wedding

@Choire Sicha@facebook also, like the last movie Julia Roberts really "acted" in, instead of "I'm Julia Roberts reading the part of Jules."

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 2:01 pm 2

On Female New York Post Writer Feels Differently Than Other Women

"See, when you sublimate your rage SO MUCH that it ultimately becomes unknown to you, you start to believe the harassment is good for you. It's like a vitamin! It tastes gross, and you're not really sure why you have to take it, but you just know you should!"

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 1:55 pm 0