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On Texts from Mallory Ortberg

@melis Maybe you could give me a Simpson's quote w/ your autograph, if I get to see you at a bookstore! But not a Barney quote :(

Posted on October 30, 2014 at 2:07 pm 0

On Texts from Mallory Ortberg

@melis Oy.

Posted on October 30, 2014 at 1:42 pm 0

On Texts from Mallory Ortberg

Posted on October 30, 2014 at 1:33 pm 0

On Texts from Mallory Ortberg

@mallelis, what are your thoughts on Barney, from The Simpsons?

Posted on October 30, 2014 at 1:06 pm 0

On Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

@Jazmine Hughes DONE!

Posted on September 26, 2014 at 3:34 pm 1

On Weekend Roundup / Open Thread

I am trying to think of stuff to write for this version of The Hairpin. What about Mansplaining The News, where we look at the most obvious headlines/lead-ins from news-oriented Twitter feeds like this one?

Posted on September 26, 2014 at 3:22 pm 1

On The Hairpin Rom Com Club: My Best Friend's Wedding

@Choire Sicha@facebook also, like the last movie Julia Roberts really "acted" in, instead of "I'm Julia Roberts reading the part of Jules."

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 2:01 pm 2

On Female New York Post Writer Feels Differently Than Other Women

"See, when you sublimate your rage SO MUCH that it ultimately becomes unknown to you, you start to believe the harassment is good for you. It's like a vitamin! It tastes gross, and you're not really sure why you have to take it, but you just know you should!"

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 1:55 pm 0

On Female New York Post Writer Feels Differently Than Other Women

"Hey Baby; nice shirt!"
"Yeah, Baby! Where'd you get it?"
"Was it on sale? At Babys R Us?"
[drooling][the baby can't reply because it's a baby]
"See you later, Baby."

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 1:54 pm 0

On A Brief Interlude for *Dunks*

Yeeeeeaaaaah!

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 4:37 pm 0