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How you wanna die, bludgeoned by a cross, drinkin' some poison, or an arrow through your skull!
These ladies are serious.
@melis Maybe you could give me a Simpson's quote w/ your autograph, if I get to see you at a bookstore! But not a Barney quote :(
@mallelis, what are your thoughts on Barney, from The Simpsons?
@Jazmine Hughes DONE!
I am trying to think of stuff to write for this version of The Hairpin. What about Mansplaining The News, where we look at the most obvious headlines/lead-ins from news-oriented Twitter feeds like this one?
@Choire Sicha@facebook also, like the last movie Julia Roberts really "acted" in, instead of "I'm Julia Roberts reading the part of Jules."
"See, when you sublimate your rage SO MUCH that it ultimately becomes unknown to you, you start to believe the harassment is good for you. It's like a vitamin! It tastes gross, and you're not really sure why you have to take it, but you just know you should!"
"Hey Baby; nice shirt!"
"Yeah, Baby! Where'd you get it?"
"Was it on sale? At Babys R Us?"
[drooling][the baby can't reply because it's a baby]
"See you later, Baby."