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ack, try this:
Sorry to be Debbie Downer, but here's what the Environmental Working Group says about placental extracts in cosmetics (scroll down for details like "Potential risk of infectious disease - FDA Ingredients with Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy Concern").
Also FWIW one time I thought it would be a great idea to put some mashed banana in my hair as a conditioning treatment. It took me about 45 minutes of scrubbing and combing to get that shit out of my hair. It didn't do anything. Although, I take that back - I had a great 'nana smell going on for a day or so.
Before you deleted your profile, I hope you wrote a manifesto declaring your love of the open road and not needing any man to take up precious cargo space on your journey into the Asphalt Frontier.
How you wanna die, bludgeoned by a cross, drinkin' some poison, or an arrow through your skull!
These ladies are serious.
@melis Maybe you could give me a Simpson's quote w/ your autograph, if I get to see you at a bookstore! But not a Barney quote :(
@mallelis, what are your thoughts on Barney, from The Simpsons?
@Jazmine Hughes DONE!
I am trying to think of stuff to write for this version of The Hairpin. What about Mansplaining The News, where we look at the most obvious headlines/lead-ins from news-oriented Twitter feeds like this one?