On The Post-Meal Half-Hour Rule
@Scandyhoovian Yeah, I never knew not rinsing your mouth was a thing. I've come this far and my teeth aren't rotted out of my head, so I'll continue to rinse unless he has some secret dentist way of knowing.
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On The Post-Meal Half-Hour Rule
I just got a new dentist who scolded me last week for rinsing my mouth with water immediately after brushing. Apparently, I was supposed to be spitting out the toothpaste and then letting the flouride set for a while. Now my teeth are doomed. DOOMED.
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On "She likes Target, the Food Network and sun-dried tomatoes"
@redheaded&crazie You should poke him on Facebook!
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On "She likes Target, the Food Network and sun-dried tomatoes"
Also, what I know about Beast, their dog, is that he is way richer than me and all my friends combined.
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On "She likes Target, the Food Network and sun-dried tomatoes"
The enforced date rules give me the impression that she generally keeps him grounded and/or out of total computernerdspace immersion.
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On "Take a Step That Is New..."
@Barry Grant Oh, the title of this post most definitely is. I was talking about the "Yog-Sothoth save you" tag.
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On "Take a Step That Is New..."
A Lovecraftian tag to this post?
They have chosen...wisely.
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On If You Still Can, Don't Think Too Hard About This One
@lighter fluid Well, cake is a given.
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On If You Still Can, Don't Think Too Hard About This One
"For example, if a meteor was going to hit Earth tomorrow and end all life and nothing could be done about it, would you want the scientists to tell you?"
Yes, I would. I'd like to empty my savings, buy all of the Chanel tweed and a platinum cigarillo holder, and greet my fiery doom like a classy lady.
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On Never-Complainers, Workaholics, and the Balding-and-Manly
LW#1, he might now be annoyed that you're complaining about him not complaining about you.
Unless you suspect him to be a secret rageball, let that shit go and enjoy the fact that you're not experiencing the alternative.