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On Estate Jewelry: Mystery Pearls and Secret Love Messages

The fringed necklace looks like it is fringed with many tiny R2D2s! Tiny, pearl-and-sapphire R2D2s!

Posted on June 21, 2013 at 4:10 pm 0

On Answers to "What's That Thing on Your Baby's Head?"

@lora.bee Anyone for tennis? Well! THIS will make them cringe!!!
(If you're going to strike fear in the hearts of your opponents, do it with your strange headband and shapeless sportsgear. Lord knows you aren't, you know, athletic or talented.)

Posted on October 9, 2012 at 7:58 pm 1

On Texts From Little Women

@PatatasBravas Okay I am still Jo (second oldest of four girls, what's uuuuuup) and my youngest sister is still Amy and we still sort of want to kill each other? But I'm too old for that ish? So now I give all my hate to Amy. Die, Amy. Die.

Posted on October 9, 2012 at 7:44 pm 0

On Texts From Little Women

@Mame Dennis-Pickett-Burnside Amy wanted me to tell you YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR THIS JO MARCH.

Posted on October 9, 2012 at 7:42 pm 2

On Bridesmaids

The only time you get to look naked in church-- when you are performing the duties of one of the bride's virgin-maids. Obvs.

Posted on September 28, 2012 at 3:02 pm 8

On Friday Open Thread

@JadedStone Is this where I talk about everyone being aflutter over the possibility of Ryan Gosling playing Christian in a film adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey? AND HOW THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN, BECAUSE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL. I think teh ladeeez are mistaking his unsanctioned fame via Hey Girl memes as an enthusiasm for being their plaything. Which he does not have. Which means he would not (please, please not) ever be in that movie.

Posted on September 14, 2012 at 5:42 pm 0

On Friday Bargain Bin: "Deconstructed, Repurposed, and Arranged in Random Display"

@karenb You guys! You guys! Dark wash flared trouser jeans on sale at Gap for $40!!!! And free shipping if you spend $50! I am one pair of sexy jeans and two pairs of sexy black boxer briefs for the he-man richer, people!

Posted on September 14, 2012 at 12:54 pm 0

On Friday Bargain Bin: "Deconstructed, Repurposed, and Arranged in Random Display"

@Scandyhoovian THE 90's ARE COMING! THE 90's ARE COMING!
(one if by land, two if by sea, etc.)

Posted on September 14, 2012 at 12:11 pm 2

On The Revolution Was Televised

@Awesomely Nonfunctional In which case, why the hell were they covering it up with makeup? GLOWING SKINS

Posted on September 12, 2012 at 3:12 pm 1

On The Revolution Was Televised

I actually did start Monday, because middle-aged women are lovely sans-makeup, and I am half their age. I'm also waking up 10 minutes before I have to leave for work as of Monday. I wash my face, remove eye goobers, and put on a little moisturizer. And clothes. Then I'm out the door.
I told myself the extra sleep was a bonus, and that smiling would be my make-up. So far, no one has even pulled the quintessential "You look tired today."
DO IT, PEOPLE. OUT THE DOOR IN 10 MINUTES.

Posted on September 12, 2012 at 3:12 pm 4