Burrito Slut Shamer
I rarely log in to comment, but this was so funny! I laughed at work, which I'm not even sure is allowed! Then I clicked over to your tumblr and that was also funny. Please write more things. I'm super glad you got to take a break from the soul-crushing anxiety of trying to live a creative life and enjoy what sounds like half vacation, half job! Wooo!
Oh my god how did I not realize I could become a Dr. of rom coms! Nothing has ever made me want to apply for grad school more. The paper I had the most fun writing in college was about The Notebook, which I had never seen prior to writing the paper, but then watched about 20? 25 times? Ok so maybe I only watched it about 8 times but then replayed that scene where he's planing the wood shirtless a few more times...for research! My favorite is probably Mystic Pizza. I love this series; it's everything I didn't know I needed from the Hairpin!