On Shame the Children

"Obviously, your worst nightmare as a parent would be your daughter showing off her body in inappropriate clothing"

Yes. The worst. Worst nightmare. Give me a car accident or leukemia ANY day, just no booty shorts puh-lease!

Posted on September 13, 2013 at 3:48 pm 4

On I Do Care. I Don’t Love It.

"Partly because I am a bit of a misogynist, I guess"
"Partly because I am a bit of a misogynist, I guess"
"Partly because I am a bit of a misogynist, I guess"


Posted on September 5, 2013 at 12:33 pm 22

On 10 Things My Yoga Instructor Said That Almost Made Me Quit Yoga

@Blushingflwr tell me how i can go to this class!

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 6:12 pm 1

On The 23 Fold Path to Successfully Watching Kevin Ware Break His Leg

good lord. i cannot be trusted with myself once i know these videos exist. my hand will creep unbidden towards the mouse. i will seek the video and i will watch it with my hand over my mouth and my stomach doing flipflops until it is over. I CANNOT BE TRUSTED.

Posted on April 3, 2013 at 11:44 am 2

On Jodie Trapani's Easter Hats

These hats. I wish she sold them.

Posted on March 30, 2013 at 2:40 pm 0

On Making Little Cakes With Martha Washington

Love this! And I want that cookbook. In most baked goods, over-handling or over-mixing the dough leads to toughness. So maybe that's it? Or perhaps the ratios were off. Such ambiguous measurements!

Posted on February 19, 2013 at 12:34 pm 0

On Beauty Q&A: Do You Smell What I Smell?

@regina dentata I mean... hit in the face with the smell. The roommate did not hit me in the face. Nor did the cat. It was like a solid cat-urine-wave.

Posted on December 13, 2012 at 4:46 pm 0

On Beauty Q&A: Do You Smell What I Smell?

@madge I had a roommate once who had a terrible cat. I loved the roommate but he rarely cleaned the cat box. I would come home on a hot day and get hit in the face. Shockingly, he never seemed to smell it. I would have to threaten him to clean it. He didn't want to spend more on litter. Ugh. Honestly I don't think I'll ever live with a cat again. Smell-PTSD.

Posted on December 13, 2012 at 4:45 pm 0

On Alizé Gold Passion Pineapple Upside Down Cake

you think 2/3 cup of butter is so much butter i'll be grossed out by it? i grew up in the MIDWEST

Posted on October 25, 2012 at 5:45 pm 10

On Estate Jewelry: The Horror

@polka dots vs stripes that seems utterly ridiculous. like if i ate a BLT for lunch then went and committed a crime and they're like... "we found this DNA on the scene, and it would appear a delicious PIG robbed this bank."

Posted on October 25, 2012 at 4:18 pm 4