On BLAH: A Lifestyle Magazine for the Depressed Woman

Wine Pairings...Replace "bottle" with "box" and you've hit my 2014 right on the head! A box of red, a box of white, it all depends on your appetite.

Posted on March 31, 2014 at 6:26 pm 1

On The Top 10 Things My Accountant Said While Preparing My Taxes

9. "You sure spent a lot of money on eduction." You misspelled education on purpose for hilarity's sake right?

Posted on April 3, 2013 at 5:51 pm 3

On Ask a Clueless Lady

@fabel Yeah...I liked the last sentence on the advice to this LW: "Btw karma." How would you feel if you were in her shoes? Not good.

Posted on April 2, 2013 at 2:55 pm 1

On Va[gina]riety

Ha, "Before we dig in..." I'm not sure I'm mature enough to continue reading after that line sent me into giggles.

Posted on April 2, 2013 at 12:07 pm 2

On If '90s Dude-Crushes Were Food

I want a grilled cheese so badly right now. Or a man. I'm so confused.

Posted on March 19, 2013 at 4:42 pm 8

On If '90s Dude-Crushes Were Food

@JessicaLovejoy Oh man. Memories of my bff and myself cracking each other up with "Rider Strong, all night long."

Posted on March 19, 2013 at 2:27 pm 3

On Jim Behrle Wants to Know

3. A Good place to meet ladies is the laundromat where you're washing your conversation starter Spiderman "nap time/couch time/reading books in the park time bedding" AND your "1200 thread count feels so good against naked skin master bedroom bedding."

4. Life is too short not to let people know how great you think they are. As long as your motive is "I want this person to know how great I think he/she is."

Posted on March 18, 2013 at 5:21 pm 6

On The Bestworst Guy

@Vicky I paused there too and thought, oh, must be a bicycle...but it didn't seem to match the character sketch.

Posted on March 12, 2013 at 4:27 pm 0

On Jim Behrle Valentines

This was awesome, thank you.

Posted on February 15, 2013 at 2:30 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@killer_queen Light clothes and comfy shoes. Eat as much as you can everywhere you can. And get some massages. Have a blast! Don't get ice in drinks for real.

Posted on February 1, 2013 at 6:37 pm 0