Wine Pairings...Replace "bottle" with "box" and you've hit my 2014 right on the head! A box of red, a box of white, it all depends on your appetite.
9. "You sure spent a lot of money on eduction." You misspelled education on purpose for hilarity's sake right?
@fabel Yeah...I liked the last sentence on the advice to this LW: "Btw karma." How would you feel if you were in her shoes? Not good.
Ha, "Before we dig in..." I'm not sure I'm mature enough to continue reading after that line sent me into giggles.
I want a grilled cheese so badly right now. Or a man. I'm so confused.
@JessicaLovejoy Oh man. Memories of my bff and myself cracking each other up with "Rider Strong, all night long."
3. A Good place to meet ladies is the laundromat where you're washing your conversation starter Spiderman "nap time/couch time/reading books in the park time bedding" AND your "1200 thread count feels so good against naked skin master bedroom bedding."
4. Life is too short not to let people know how great you think they are. As long as your motive is "I want this person to know how great I think he/she is."
@Vicky I paused there too and thought, oh, must be a bicycle...but it didn't seem to match the character sketch.
This was awesome, thank you.
@killer_queen Light clothes and comfy shoes. Eat as much as you can everywhere you can. And get some massages. Have a blast! Don't get ice in drinks for real.