Things you never want to hear during your first exam with a new gynecologist: "oh, you look familiar, have I seen you before?"
For those who suffer from 95% lactose intolerance, might the full-fat sheep's milk be substituted with Qream?
Thank you for this.
@lupineline I love your last line so much I want to print it on t-shirts and wear it every day
This was gruesome, but incredible. Looking forward to being creeped out by future installments!
@karenology apparently too much! in fact i'm going to go raid my cheese tray RIGHT NOW
@Slutface Mine are very nice, until the inevitable mommy issues surface!
Long hair checking in, can confirm I am not engaged.
@adorable-eggplant ah, but there is the rub - we used to cook together :( I hope someday to regain my appetite.
What happened to this place? It is a ghost town compared to, like, a few months back when I last checked in an open thread.
Dear few remaining Hairpinners: at the start of this year I was crazy-in-love, and looking forward to new beginnings; this weekend sees me freshly dumped and newly traumatized. And I feel I had been doing so well before I met this guy, who apparently swooped into my life just to fuck with my mind? I am coping by drinking wine, doing taxes, and diagnosing my ex with various pages from the DSM-IV. I am aware that aside from the taxes, I probably need healthier preoccupations. Does anyone have any suggestions?