On The Worst Parts of Being A Woman/Going for Your Annual

Things you never want to hear during your first exam with a new gynecologist: "oh, you look familiar, have I seen you before?"

Posted on August 13, 2014 at 2:11 pm 1

On A Nut Tart With the Romans

For those who suffer from 95% lactose intolerance, might the full-fat sheep's milk be substituted with Qream?

Posted on July 24, 2014 at 10:46 am 0

On You Belong To Me

Thank you for this.

Posted on June 13, 2014 at 9:18 am 0

On Too Emotional, Too Sensitive, Too Much

@lupineline I love your last line so much I want to print it on t-shirts and wear it every day

Posted on June 4, 2014 at 9:17 pm 0

On The Big Book of Female Killers, Chapter 1: "The Blood Countess"

This was gruesome, but incredible. Looking forward to being creeped out by future installments!

Posted on May 29, 2014 at 3:30 pm 1

On Reasons Why Everyone is Engaged But Me: A Sampling

@karenology apparently too much! in fact i'm going to go raid my cheese tray RIGHT NOW

Posted on March 11, 2014 at 3:28 pm 0

On Reasons Why Everyone is Engaged But Me: A Sampling

@Slutface Mine are very nice, until the inevitable mommy issues surface!

Posted on March 11, 2014 at 1:13 pm 0

On Reasons Why Everyone is Engaged But Me: A Sampling

Long hair checking in, can confirm I am not engaged.

Posted on March 11, 2014 at 1:12 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@adorable-eggplant ah, but there is the rub - we used to cook together :( I hope someday to regain my appetite.

Posted on January 26, 2014 at 11:06 am 0

On Friday Open Thread

What happened to this place? It is a ghost town compared to, like, a few months back when I last checked in an open thread.

Dear few remaining Hairpinners: at the start of this year I was crazy-in-love, and looking forward to new beginnings; this weekend sees me freshly dumped and newly traumatized. And I feel I had been doing so well before I met this guy, who apparently swooped into my life just to fuck with my mind? I am coping by drinking wine, doing taxes, and diagnosing my ex with various pages from the DSM-IV. I am aware that aside from the taxes, I probably need healthier preoccupations. Does anyone have any suggestions?

Posted on January 25, 2014 at 9:51 pm 0