I've been writing online for a couple years but officially made it a habit with my Rocket Science blog (we talk about sm4rt th!ngs lyke 24/7). I read, write, plan events and live in Kansas. I've never owned a pair of red sparkly pumps.

On You're One in Eight Million

This just made my heart reel and soar and float and...and...I guess what I'm saying is: I feel you.

Also, this is why I love The Hairpin.

Posted on June 27, 2013 at 5:55 pm 4


Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Posted on September 19, 2011 at 8:19 pm 1

On My Period Takes Me Shopping

@alpelican that Celine Dion song is the only Celine Dion song I have on my iPod and it is literally used for the exact same purpose that Katie uses it.

Posted on August 3, 2011 at 5:21 pm 0

On Breaking Up Is Hard for Teens to Do

I didn't know how to break up with my first boyfriend (I was an idiot) so I just stopped talking to him. Later when I'd see him, I was so confused about why he was so mad at me because remember how I was an idiot? Yeah.

After awhile, he started hitting on my friends in front of me and then started "dating" one of them. OH and somewhere in that time he made a Facebook hate-group about me. "F. U. B. K." (my initials). When I asked him about it he said, "'You' starts with a 'y' not a 'u.'" Then he started sending me viruses through Facebook messages.

Modern Luv, y'all!

Posted on August 3, 2011 at 1:30 pm 0

On Maybe You Don't Obsessively Follow Joni Mitchell and Weird Diseases

This post may have just ruined my life. Why did I click on that link? Why does my skin feel so tingly now??

Posted on July 14, 2011 at 12:04 pm 2

On Alanis Morissette: The Awesomer Jennifer Aniston of Canada?

@HunnyBee Oh no, no, no. It's true. "Teenage Dream" is "Jagged Little Pill" without the insight, edge and element of the "This is the WHOLE TRUTH" thing; ie, The Little Sister. JLP turned 15 this year, so I spent a lot of time revisiting it. I also really like working out to pop music and Teenage Dream was on my workout rotation at that time, hence EPIPHANY.

Posted on July 13, 2011 at 2:26 pm 0

On Alanis Morissette: The Awesomer Jennifer Aniston of Canada?

While we're on the subject of people that seem really weird to compare Alanis Morisette too (or, with, I guess?) can we talk about how Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" album is the little sister of "Jagged Little Pill"? BECAUSE IT IS

Posted on July 13, 2011 at 2:12 pm 0

On F/M/K: Dustin Hoffman, Jack Nicholson, Warren Beatty

F: Warren Beaty
M: Dustin Hoffman
K: Jack Nicholson

Posted on January 4, 2011 at 2:53 pm 0