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On One Weird Trick to Control Your Boyfriend's Mind (the Trick Is Pouring Juice in His Dickhole)

I love that this is the "most viewed" article. Controlling him through dickhole juice, I must read more of this at once!
ps glad i did. xoxox
jill
http://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.com

Posted on September 13, 2013 at 4:31 pm 0

On Snobs, Erotica Decoder Rings, and the New-Relationship Gift

I am concerned that the Dude has this old unwanted porn under his bed. That seems like bad feng shui, or at the very least, unnecessary clutter. Get some balls Dude and throw that $#$% out!

(Nothing against porn, btw, just porn in the wrong place.)
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com

Posted on December 12, 2011 at 4:52 pm 0

On Merrill Markoe, Patron Saint of Women in TV Comedy Writing

Yes, I am so inspired by Merrill Markoe, especially an essay I read of hers years ago in which she attended some sort of sex workshop. I remember nothing else but this one moment when they were passing around sex toys and someone tapped her on the shoulder and handed her some sort of absurd didlo-y thing. How to react to being handed such a thing? So delightfully awkward!
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com

Posted on November 8, 2011 at 4:56 pm 0

On What's in a Number?

@Brunhilde And I wonder what OUR nicknames would have been on dudes' lists (if they indeed make them). Actually, I'm pretty sure mine was generally "That Drunk Chick."
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com

Posted on October 4, 2011 at 7:31 pm 0

On Insecurity and Awkward Encounters (Cats, Colds, Etc.)

I love how Letter Anne Writer gives every minute detail as if she's talking to an attorney and any shred of evidence might offer that Fateful Clue. Not that I haven't done the same thing myself 8 million times. I guess I'm just happy it's someone else doing it.
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com

Posted on September 16, 2011 at 5:17 pm 0

On Ask a Clean Person: Bras, Sex Toys, DivaCups, and Leg Waxidents

i picture the wood sex toys being overly earnest and sort of unfun, like a melissa and doug toy.

ps my friend stumbled a bit changing her diva cup in a public restroom and reported that the resulting spillage resembled "a crime scene."

jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com

Posted on September 16, 2011 at 5:07 pm 1

On It's Janna Again, Can You Call Me Back?

"He probably hasn't checked his messages. I'd better just call back."
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com

Posted on September 8, 2011 at 4:41 pm 0

On Bedroom Routines, Presents, and Work "Friends"

RE: question 1: There's some research showing that having sex with your mate can set off a chain of neurochemicals that make you restless, wanting to move on to someone new, and a whole bunch of other monogamy-unfriendly emotions.
See also: 'Our Genes Are Heartless Puppeteers' at http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com/2011/05/our-genes-can-be-heartless-puppeteers.html

Posted on August 9, 2011 at 5:18 pm 0

On Bisexuals, Clingy Exes, and the Return of the Heart/Vagina

@Leah I'm just mad because I don't know what LDR means.

Moping now (MN),
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com

Posted on July 24, 2011 at 5:12 pm 0

On Fantasies, Photography, and "My Best Friend's Boyfriend"

@Kitty yes! I have definitely been given the "Oh that's interesting, but about those blimps..." treatment as well. So disappointing! How do they not find obsessing over (insert dickish dude's name here) to be completely fascinating?
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com

Posted on July 17, 2011 at 5:19 pm 0