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By tessamae on Five Scarring Horror Movies I Watched at Slumber Parties

@MollyculeTheory I don't know but I literally spit my coffee when I just read that. I love it so hard. VIGO WILL BE BACK FOR YOU, LITTLE GIRL. He just had to run a quick errand first.

@Bittersweet Bill Murray's one-liners in those movies are untouchable and never get old.

Posted on May 24, 2012 at 12:49 pm 2

By redheaded&crazy on This is a Safe Space to Talk About Your Dissertation

@MollyculeTheory evocative analogy but use of colloquialisms (e.g. "butt") not appropriate to context

Posted on May 16, 2012 at 11:42 am 5

By atipofthehat on Dear Science: Get Your Priorities in Order

@saythatscool

Cervixy.

Posted on March 29, 2012 at 1:36 pm 4

By redheaded&crazy on Depends What You Mean by "No"

@MollyculeTheory yeah, but, see, the thing is that I HAVE already worked 83 hours more than you have this week and that's not even counting my 3 hour commute which I choose to make because I'm just that committed, and I get, that you don't care, as much as I do, cuz maybe you have a life, but you're dragging the morale around here down

(yes all those commas really were necessary)

Posted on March 28, 2012 at 4:49 pm 3

By atipofthehat on Transcript of an Awkward Phone Conversation With My Mother

@Inkcrafter

Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my bazongas all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.

Posted on March 14, 2012 at 12:16 pm 31

By applestoapples on Meg Ryan Dinner-and-a-Movie Theme Parties

Proof of Life Cereal
Prelude to a Knish

Posted on January 23, 2012 at 12:05 pm 2

By melis on Five of Cups

WAIT
AM I GOING TO MARRY BALK

Posted on January 5, 2012 at 2:28 pm 11

By wee_ramekin on What Is the Ice Finger of Death Pointing At?

@MollyculeTheory
Because I could not stop for The Ice Finger of Death --
He kindly iced over me...

Posted on November 23, 2011 at 12:02 pm 5

By notandersoncooper on Titles of Best-Selling Books Had the Publishing Industry Decided to Do Product Placement

Rebecca of Pepperidge Farm

Posted on September 21, 2011 at 11:52 am 6

By thatsrealbutter on Two Things I Learned While Rewatching Zoolander on Cable

I'm slowly beginning to realize that some lizard part of my brain is just constantly re-running Zoolander dialogue all day long. All the time.

Posted on September 6, 2011 at 4:32 pm 6