On "Two Things Guys Don't Like Hearing About"

*late to party* Yup, that's why prostaglandin blockers like ibuprofen stop cramping but also make you constipated. Haaaate.

Posted on September 30, 2013 at 10:12 am 0

On "Maybe I needed to prove that I'm wife material. If he wanted 300 sandwiches, I’d give him 300 sandwiches"

https://twitter.com/PRTejeda/status/382891383604117505 He has a point.

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 12:20 pm 3

On Let's Revisit All of Now That's What I Call Music! Vol. 1

Hello, senior year of high school.

Also, dear Lord, what does the phrase "Half on a Baby" even mean. I don't know and I am laughing hysterically because it struck me as really hilarious.

Posted on August 20, 2013 at 2:58 pm 1

On Siri, Direct Me to Joaquin Phoenix's Heart

I feel compelled to point out that the music in the beginning is from the Marie Antoinette soundtrack.

Posted on August 8, 2013 at 11:43 am 1

On Interview With a Feminist Mormon

@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose From my outsider perspective, I've done a lot of reading about Mormonism (although it's been a while since the bulk of it was done) and I see emotional blackmail and guilt used to keep people in line. I mean, they do actually shun people, like, turn them out, never speak to them. I mean, it's true I've never been a joiner, nor am I religious, and I don't have a big family, but it certainly seems to be a deliberate system to keep people from getting too independent, making you feel like you're nothing without the support of the group.

Posted on August 6, 2013 at 3:40 pm 0

On Sex and the Dystopia

@franceschances I know, right. And when the first movie came out I remember all these male critics complaining that the movie was even made in the first place. OMG a movie starring women that are kind of too old for me to want to fuck and also it's aimed at an audience of women? OMG the nightmare

Posted on July 23, 2013 at 2:55 pm 10

On Goosebumps for Grown-Ups

@feartie I saw the warning right there, I know what hyperdontia is, and yet I still Googled

Posted on July 22, 2013 at 3:22 pm 4

On Manly Me

@metatronmeow omg I love this article

Posted on July 19, 2013 at 9:56 am 0

On Manly Me

@meetapossum I was wondering the same thing and would have used "gel," but good to know.

Posted on July 19, 2013 at 9:22 am 1

On The Best Time I Accidentally Attended a Teenage Orgy

I just can't seem to figure out when this took place. 80s/90s nostalgia fashion is throwing me off.

Posted on July 15, 2013 at 6:08 pm 2