Blackwatch Plaid

Blackwatch Plaid

I live in Boston and spend my free time reviewing sex toys.

On A to Z: Lesser-Known Hells

@Blackwatch Plaid Also, I totally put on makeup in public. I don't really see why anyone should care- it's not like I do it while driving.

Posted on July 29, 2013 at 2:16 pm 1

On A to Z: Lesser-Known Hells

Regarding the retail sales one: have you ever had to do one of those jobs? I used to work on Newbury st, and every day we would have women ruining dresses because they refused to believe that they needed to go up a size. I could not care less if you're a size 12 (hell, I'm one myself), but please stop breaking the zippers on our size 10's.

Posted on July 29, 2013 at 1:57 pm 1

On Other Rolling Stone Covers

@A. Louise I dunno. Her pelvis is pretty butchered.

Posted on July 18, 2013 at 11:21 pm 0

On How to Enter Parties

Posted on June 18, 2013 at 5:54 pm 0

On Lake Bell's In a World...

@Linette That particular voice is one I can do. I used to use it on a supervisor of mine who spoke that way. Not sure if she ever noticed.

Posted on June 18, 2013 at 5:51 pm 1

On "What's the Worst Thing That's Woken You Up in the Dead of Night?"

My boyfriend doesn't comment here much, so I'm going to steal his story. About six months ago, he fell asleep on the floor following a party at his friend's house. Around 3 AM, he wakes to find some frat bro PEEING ON HIS HEAD. Drunken bros are a far worse infestation than roaches, if you ask me.

Posted on June 12, 2013 at 5:18 pm 4

On Friday Open Thread

@Blackwatch Plaid Related: why do I have like 30 steak knives but no spoons? Where did they all come from???

Posted on May 31, 2013 at 4:21 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

I'm moving todaaaaay. To a much larger, nicer place. Plus the boyfriend got a significantly better paying job! Everything's suddenly coming up roses.

Posted on May 31, 2013 at 3:44 pm 10

On Charming Uphill Both Ways in the Snow

@SarahP Having dated a sociopath, I have definitely been turned off of charm. My boyfriend now actually is aspie, and it's working out famously. Too much charisma is sort of grating.

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 5:24 pm 2

On The To-Do List Pie

@hallelujah The Tor 2 by LELO is pretty great.

Posted on May 23, 2013 at 4:21 pm 2