I don't like diamonds, but I will make exceptions for those SERIOUS diamonds. Yes I will.
This made me laugh at my desk way more than I should be.
@shalalas Nobody could tell Jane shit. She only ever did exactly what she wanted/what she thought was right. That her life choices seem questionable to us is entirely beside the point.
This is awesome! I would frame it and put it on my wall.
@Mariajoseh Has he tried those Breath-Right strips?
@SmartCookie IRoTot Rose is right - think of the lies you can tell! Involving ninja!
@leonstj Well-spoken British men with deep baritones do ... something to a certain percentage of the female population. See also: Alan Rickman.
@stonefruit That is very true, and slakes my lust not even a little bit.
A) You are so wrong Mr. Cumberbatch is a delightfully sexy man.
B) Tom Hiddleston is nowhere on this list. You are monsters
@granny squares I'm making myself Ro-Tel dip. I may or may not eat it with a spoon, while watching the MST3K marathon. In bed.