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On A Guide to Eating Very Particular Feelings, Part II

@Scandyhoovian I am hunting the jobs, too. My hunt also includes a lot of me trying to blame my skill set as being too specific for most opportunities. Which is just about as successful as trying to use the I'm-too-good-for-him pep talk after a breakup.

So pass them shots.

Posted on July 16, 2013 at 1:18 pm 3

On I Fear I'll Be Stuck on Level 29 of Candy Crush Forever

"hey, little girl. i've got some candy for you."

"no, no vans involved. just download this app."

"yesss, that's it. give in to the dark side. *cough* i mean enter your apple password. that's right."

"now open me. mmhmm. look at all the pretty colors!"

"see how easy and fun it is? yes, yes, you're doing so well. keep playing, you can call your mother back later."

"no you don't want to go there, i bet that party would have been dumb. stay here. stay here and play with meeeeee."

"what does your boss know? nothing. your productivity is fine! just look at how far you are, level 64!"

"you don't need that job anyway. i'll feed you with candy."

"my preciousssssssss."

Posted on June 13, 2013 at 4:55 pm 11

On Jane Marie, What's Actually in Your Makeup Bag Right Now?

@all: thanks yo!!

@victorian rose: Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

@Wiscowhitney: where do they sell this Coastal Scents brand you tout?

Posted on February 6, 2013 at 6:00 pm 0

On Jane Marie, What's Actually in Your Makeup Bag Right Now?

@KeLynn My stylist was the one who taught me how to do it, so I just think it's probably a case of 'figure out what works for your hairz". Good luck! :)

Posted on February 6, 2013 at 5:58 pm 0

On Jane Marie, What's Actually in Your Makeup Bag Right Now?

RECC's NEEDED: I am desperately looking for an opaque eye shadow palette of darker, rich browns. I often find that the ones I find say espresso when they are really a mocha upon application. AND I DON'T WANT ANY MILK IN MY COFFEE OKAY. :)

Posted on February 6, 2013 at 4:55 pm 0

On Jane Marie, What's Actually in Your Makeup Bag Right Now?

@polka dots vs stripes I use it on the tops of my cheekbones, my browbones and sometimes a little teensy bit in the cupid's bow of my lip.

Posted on February 6, 2013 at 4:51 pm 0

On Jane Marie, What's Actually in Your Makeup Bag Right Now?

@KeLynn Longtime banger here (wait...), and I just trimmed mine up the other night to eye level. My tip is to blow dry in place, use a straightener to curl (I'm convinced mine stay out of my eye due to learning how to curl them *NOTE: GENTLY CURL NOT MALL BANGS I DO NOT HAVE MALL BANGS AHHHH*), and then liberally applying my all-time fave hairspray: Tresemme Tres Two.

Posted on February 6, 2013 at 4:48 pm 1

On Boyfriends' Mothers, "Compassion," and Les Misérables

@Linette YOU = LOVELY. :)

Posted on January 25, 2013 at 2:57 pm 1

On Boyfriends' Mothers, "Compassion," and Les Misérables

It was just really fucking cynical, that's why I frowned the entire time reading it. And cynicism is just pathetic and lazy.

Posted on January 25, 2013 at 2:56 pm 23

On Beauty Q&A: Shells, Bra Purses, and The Next New 'Do

@PaperbackLady I WANT EVERY HAIRSTYLE OF LADY MARY.

I mean, with the glittering combs and twisty elegance and how the hell does she get it so shiny?

Posted on January 23, 2013 at 2:45 pm 4