Maybe Seattle is different than just about every other major American city, but usually the number of available beds at shelters is way less than the number of homeless people in need of those beds. Like, I hope all $2000 dollars goes to the shelter they stay at, to make up for having some idiot with too much money take up an all-too-limited resource that people actually need. And maybe they can call off the shelter sleepover if there's any kind of inclement weather.
Man, I would hope the dude with a Wino Forever tattoo would pick decent wine.
@titsgrande okay, but what's the Gretzky wine gonna cost? I am concerned based on what I just learned about Canadian wine pricing upthread.
@large__marge serious-fucking-lee. But I suppose talking about intersectionality might make people uncomfortable, and we can't do that to people who identify as liberals/feminists, oh no!
You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been an astronaut. I coulda been somebody, instead of a mum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.
@hallelujah I'm pretty sure the biggest downside to my mom having a life outside of raising me is that I could get really obnoxious bragging about how awesome my mom was. On the upside, I was definitely the only kid in my second grade class who could offer any explanation of what "amjure" meant.
@stonefruit He has the truly hard job of looking adorable at all times.
@JessicaLovejoy All the really rich people bought Teslas and don't use gas anymore. Duh. And your antique car can be filled up by the help in their neighborhood.
(I live a block from a gas station and also like the ready access to late-night junk food, but I'm a plebe.)
@LilRedCorvette My cat and I have the who-works-who-stays-home part of our relationship worked out perfectly. We've never had a disagreement! I work, he stays home and sheds on the furniture.
This piece has everything: strife, school boards, seasonally-appropriate candy, scenes that have the emotional tenor of death traps despite being best-case life scenarios for a lot of us.
I think I would actually finish the entire article if it were being read aloud by Stefon.