On The 10 Least Inspiring Sentences on This Lululemon Tote

@Leon Tchotchk “Rest in a tub -- A leisurely warm bath will soak the stress from your body.”

Posted on March 2, 2012 at 12:04 pm 1

On Ask Someone Who Recently Went to Iceland

@nyikin I'm glad to hear that no one had an icy demeanor.

Posted on February 16, 2012 at 12:25 pm 0

On Nicknames

@Megan Patterson@facebook Cat (actual name Naboo): Maggie, Bebe, Babycat, Asshole, KittyFace, Squirrel Nutkins, Mimi, Boo boo kitty, chickenfat, fluffyfat.
Boyfriend: Kitty.
Can you tell I like cats?

Posted on February 14, 2012 at 4:37 pm 0

On Woolly Mammoth Caught on Tape Also Possibly a Bear/Shape-Shifting Witch

I can see how people might see a wooly mammoth, but only if I take my glasses off. Otherwise, it's a fucking bear.

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 2:28 pm 4

On Secret Weddings, Self-Googling, and the Unfriend

@teffodee Ok, you've lured me out of lurking as well. And yes, both people in the situation sound toxic. I feel bad for the rest of the friends though.

Posted on February 6, 2012 at 7:50 pm 0