On Go Halfsies on … The Ridiculous Vacation

"The estimated life span of the restaurant is 20 years."

Posted on December 20, 2011 at 12:49 pm 0

On More Interesting Wedding Etiquette: Can the Irish Handle an Open Bar?

@shellymc@twitter It's true. I didn't make up the anecdote. Swearzies.

Posted on July 28, 2011 at 3:18 pm 0

On Buy an $11 Million Swimming Pool With a House Built Around It

Oddly, my mother often motivates me to do things I don't want to do by repeatedly yelling "kill that fishy!" and clapping. Works every time.

Posted on June 22, 2011 at 6:52 pm 0

On Welcome, Mommyish!

@boyofdestiny Yes. Especially the ones who are cool and jerky. At the same time.

Posted on May 10, 2011 at 2:13 pm 0

On What Your American Girl Doll Says About the Rest of Your Life

I wear glasses, like books, and am still bad at math. Dammit mom!

Posted on May 10, 2011 at 11:58 am 0

On Adorable Father/Daughter Duo Covers Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes' "Home"

"One day I'm going to whistle?" When this little girl learns how to do that, she will beat me at life. Actually, she may have already.

Posted on January 4, 2011 at 10:38 am 0