"The estimated life span of the restaurant is 20 years."
@shellymc@twitter It's true. I didn't make up the anecdote. Swearzies.
Oddly, my mother often motivates me to do things I don't want to do by repeatedly yelling "kill that fishy!" and clapping. Works every time.
@boyofdestiny Yes. Especially the ones who are cool and jerky. At the same time.
I wear glasses, like books, and am still bad at math. Dammit mom!
"One day I'm going to whistle?" When this little girl learns how to do that, she will beat me at life. Actually, she may have already.