In related news, I recently discovered I have a whole bunch of airmiles! And it's very exciting. Of course I will go on trips, but a little part of my wants to use like half of them on a stand up dyson vacuum that, if I were getting married, I would totally want to register for.
@509331430@twitter My friend is registered at her travel agent! Try that. I think you can even register for particular events on the honeymoon, like a dinner or a flight or whatever.
You could send nice thank yous with pictures of you two doing fun Irish things.
@jane lane I don't think the bachelorette is a gift-giving occasion. I've never been to one where gifts were given. If people are getting into bachelorette gifts, I'm throwing my hands up at the whole thing.
Oh my god you guys I forgot! Probably no one will see this but I want to tell the story anyway. The other day my boyfriend and I were eating brunch that involved cheese and meat and mimosas and stuff and there was this group of girls next to us (Vancouver people, we were in Kits, for context). They were blonde and lulu'ed out, which is fine! But you get the picture. And the uptalked and did that drawly thing I can't remember its name.
Anyway this one girl was talking about how she's started juicing and she's OBSESSED with juicing and she LOVES juicing and she would be so happy if she never had to eat solid food again. And I felt so damn smug, and went off and had unshowered mimosa-fueled sex like god intended.
@empathicalist My best friend's first psychotic break (she's got bipolar) began at the tail end of that cleanse. I have no idea what the relationship is, of course (the mysteries of mental illness!) but she's pretty into eating as part of her health maintenance now.
@redridinghoodrat My 98 year old grandma used to fast one day a week all the time - seemed to work for her. I mean, she was obsessed with being thin, but she is 98. She also doesn't eat meat.
She now basically lives on Baileys and ice cream, and I say good on her.
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose That actually exactly sums up my sexual persona.
@tea for all You know, I had an awesome slut phase, slept with lots o dudes, and I was even really thin then! Thin and blonde! And I'm quite sure I wouldn't have slept with anyone who exuded even a whiff of this stuff. I hope. Oh god.
@tea for all YES YES YES! They are celibate! Praise the day!
After having 2 colposcopies and a very lovely and hilarious study nurse who liked to show me my cervix with a mirror, I know exactly what it looks like, which I think helps with feeling it. Also it's easier to find because my iud strings stick out of the middle. I like knowing my body that well. It feels good (not physically).