Oh my god thank you for this. I am getting married soon and I cringe every time I see this stuff specifically marketed to flaunt your engagement, a period that normally lasts less than a year!
A girl I know just changed her Facebook cover photo to say "He stole my heart so I'm stealing his name" and I wanted to barf.
do they have an intact version? i think i'd feel more powerful with bronze foreskin too.
By missedconnections on "I said you could snuggle. That doesn’t mean/ your cold feet all over my dick"
Dear god I get so pissed when a bed guest makes the cat jump off the bed.
This could also be titled "Signs I am passive-aggressive, and not someone you should be spending your evenings with, anyway."
My list would be as follows:
1. I have said, "oh, I've had such a great time with you! I have to wake up early tomorrow, though, so I have to cut the evening a bit short. Can we do this again soon?"
Another intricate problem solved by saying what you mean.
@Amanda Kat@facebook hah amanda i haven't showered in FIVE days
I don't have short hair....very un-engaged. Wah, wah. My argument that "I'm too awesome!" is wearing pretty thin.
Why don't they just call it butthole yoga and be done with it.
What kind of sadistic fuck would even dream up naked yoga.
This is not unlike what was going through my head at hot yoga (people there are barely clothed), except for then I passed out, sat down for the rest of the class, and never used the rest of my groupon classes.