Today I planned to shake my beloved awake and tell him I was pregnant, but he woke up before I got back from making coffee, so joke's on me.
I thought you said "satirical NYT piece, and that made sense.
@twirl2 I'm a lawyer who wants to teach too! Except not at law school, because I don't want to publish. Imagine doing all that agnoizing work for something that nobody will read!
Community colleges and industry training for me! (I hope).
@purefog I do think us nut-burners *know* this. We just can't actually watch things like hawks because we have tiny titchy little attention spans.
@Amanda Kat@facebook Can we stop dirt-shaming women?
Freelance sounds like college without any of the fun. NO THANKS.
Too many details for THIS ENFP to care!
Off to have fun in my goddamn sparkles.
Signed, a sensitive extravert.
@hoo:ha Which one instructor used to call "Honey I'm Home."
@tjdubya But (and I know I'm belabouring (heh) a point)that's the thing I think the OP is saying. The club is for parents, right? And men are parents.
@tjdubya Listen, it's not fun for the host either.
But I'm actually pretty sure the men and women at the last baby shower I threw had a pretty good time. We ate and stuff and read children's books.