On An Important Internet Classic: 10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship

Today I planned to shake my beloved awake and tell him I was pregnant, but he woke up before I got back from making coffee, so joke's on me.

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 3:35 pm 1

On Did You Bring Your Dick to the Table?

I thought you said "satirical NYT piece, and that made sense.

Posted on March 27, 2014 at 11:47 am 0

On Talking to Anne Helen Petersen About Leaving Academia for BuzzFeed

@twirl2 I'm a lawyer who wants to teach too! Except not at law school, because I don't want to publish. Imagine doing all that agnoizing work for something that nobody will read!

Community colleges and industry training for me! (I hope).

Posted on March 21, 2014 at 1:51 pm 2

On Reasons Why Everyone is Engaged But Me: A Sampling

@purefog I do think us nut-burners *know* this. We just can't actually watch things like hawks because we have tiny titchy little attention spans.

Posted on March 11, 2014 at 5:26 pm 0

On Reasons Why Everyone is Engaged But Me: A Sampling

@Amanda Kat@facebook Can we stop dirt-shaming women?

Posted on March 11, 2014 at 5:24 pm 2

On The Freelancers' Cookbook

Freelance sounds like college without any of the fun. NO THANKS.

Posted on March 6, 2014 at 2:37 pm 0

On The Extrovert's Cocktail Party

Too many details for THIS ENFP to care!

Off to have fun in my goddamn sparkles.

Signed, a sensitive extravert.

Posted on February 25, 2014 at 5:40 pm 1

On Thoughts I Had at Naked Yoga

@hoo:ha Which one instructor used to call "Honey I'm Home."

Posted on February 11, 2014 at 3:56 pm 0

On A Bold Notion for Baby Showers

@tjdubya But (and I know I'm belabouring (heh) a point)that's the thing I think the OP is saying. The club is for parents, right? And men are parents.

Posted on February 5, 2014 at 3:48 pm 0

On A Bold Notion for Baby Showers

@tjdubya Listen, it's not fun for the host either.

But I'm actually pretty sure the men and women at the last baby shower I threw had a pretty good time. We ate and stuff and read children's books.

Posted on February 4, 2014 at 3:26 pm 0