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By lizardjellybean on "Do You Know Who You Look Like?"

A homeless man on the El once told me I was Barbra Streisand...I'm not mad about it, but I don't see it, homeless guy.
But then another homeless man, on a different train, told me that I looked like a pineapple, so.

Posted on February 26, 2013 at 4:41 pm 7

By Reginal T. Squirge on The Day You Get Your MFA in Poetry

A year? Is that a long time? What's a long time? How long is too long? Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it? Asking for a friend.

Posted on July 24, 2012 at 1:50 pm 4

By Ophelia on Texts From Sweet Valley High

@SockHopBop Ohhhh, THAT's why she moved from California...so much has become clear.

Posted on July 16, 2012 at 1:29 pm 1

By wharrgarbl on Texts From Sweet Valley High

@PistolPackinMama Morals and empathy won't fit into a perfect size six dress.

Posted on July 16, 2012 at 12:15 pm 32