On One Occult Sandwich Is Worth 300 Regular Sandwiches

Deliciously written!

Posted on September 26, 2013 at 8:31 pm 0

On The To Do List: Aubrey Plaza Remembers the '90s

Great. 30 year-olds playing teenagers.

Posted on June 8, 2013 at 6:57 am 1

On Google Searches During a Three-Day Juice Fast

The idea of Gwyneth Paltrow in a deep fryer is repugnant. Light seasoning helps but it still leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Posted on January 5, 2013 at 10:06 am 0

On Things I Learned About Children on a Recent Flight Out of Orlando

@Claire Zulkey@twitter I heard the flight to Orlando is free. They charge you to get back.

Posted on November 10, 2012 at 9:29 am 1

On Rainer Werner Fassbinder: A Poem by Ariana Reines

This was outstanding and her delivery last night was even outstandinger.

Posted on September 13, 2012 at 10:39 am 0

On Famous People I Thought I Saw on the Street, But It Wasn’t Them at All

I'm often mistaken for one of the Dixie Chicks.

Posted on September 11, 2012 at 6:47 pm 0

On Read These and Suicide's Note: An Annual

I love love Mary Karr, the memoirist but have trouble getting my arms around her poetry. Hairpin be patient though as I'm coming around and salute this development.

Posted on September 6, 2012 at 12:32 pm 0

On Things We Know for Sure About Marilyn Monroe

30. The coroner saved her vagina.

Posted on August 17, 2012 at 1:32 pm 4

On Scandals of Classic Hollywood: Warren Beatty Thinks This Song Is About Him

@City_Dater I'd like a Joan Collins, please!

Posted on July 18, 2012 at 1:07 pm 4

On Ask Someone Who Recently Traveled Around Ireland

That was fantastic and joyous! I have some followup questions:
1.) I generally don't like the Irish and can't stand that accent but every time I fall in love, they end up being Irish. What's up with that?
2.)Was there a contest to be your travelling companion because I would have totally written an essay and entered it if there was.
3.)We're there a million questions about Lena Dunham?

Posted on July 4, 2012 at 11:43 am 0