@Anxiety DO IT. :D
@Roaring Girl i agree. If I had lost my virginity in high school, I would have never had experienced losing it to my wonderful boyfriend in a hotel bed-sheet fort after eating a ton of stolen waffles.
@wee_ramekin of course! It slipped my mind to do that.
@smidge Here! Virginity is pretty much guarenteed to a chubby goth attending a very rural high school.
@Rock and Roll Ken Doll
This was so quickly done on my iPad with the Paper app but...
"We don't have or ideologically support air conditioning"
As someone who lives in the South just...what.
And if I encountered their poo in the gutter, I would be more than little mad. WHO PUTS THEIR POOP IN THE GUTTER COME ON. 'Sup cholera.
Devil costume: Pre-school Halloween party. your mom buys you a "Devil set" that includes horns, a tail, and a pitchfork. Pair it with a red leotard, red tights, and red sneakers. Mom remembers that you go to a pre-school hosted by a Baptist church. Go as a bunny in a costume bought from K-mart the night before. Pout and declare that you want to be the Devil the whole trip to school. Wear Devil costume at least once a week to play in until the neighbors start to complain.
This year I'm going as Charlie Brown. So easy, it's ridiculous: yellow polo shirt + black electrical tape for the zigzags + black pants + tiny Snoopy doll safety pinned to my shoulder because my boyfriend is a party pooper who didn't want to dress up as Snoopy.
Amazing makeover! I would love to do this but a) I live on the East coast and b) according to an overwhelming amount of people I know, the only "celebrity" I look like is if Woody Allen mated with a cat.
@OaklandBooty Oh my, seven? At that point it's just become a habit, hasn't it?
@iheartoxytocin I find tall men intimidating and trying to figure out kissing, holding hands, and all that fun stuff sounds like too much trouble. I quite like not having to stretch my 5'4" self to kiss my 5'5" man. Lazy, I has it.
Oh, though I rarely wear heels but when I do, I like to pretend that I am Godzilla and he is the city of Tokyo. Fear the giant girlfriend, little man!