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On Long Distances, "Terribleness," and the Skin-Crawly Feeling

@Anxiety DO IT. :D

Posted on January 11, 2013 at 3:11 pm 2

On Long Distances, "Terribleness," and the Skin-Crawly Feeling

@Roaring Girl i agree. If I had lost my virginity in high school, I would have never had experienced losing it to my wonderful boyfriend in a hotel bed-sheet fort after eating a ton of stolen waffles.

Posted on January 11, 2013 at 1:52 pm 7

On Long Distances, "Terribleness," and the Skin-Crawly Feeling

@wee_ramekin of course! It slipped my mind to do that.

Posted on January 11, 2013 at 1:49 pm 0

On Long Distances, "Terribleness," and the Skin-Crawly Feeling

@smidge Here! Virginity is pretty much guarenteed to a chubby goth attending a very rural high school.

Posted on January 11, 2013 at 1:13 pm 1

On Long Distances, "Terribleness," and the Skin-Crawly Feeling

@Rock and Roll Ken Doll
This was so quickly done on my iPad with the Paper app but...
http://i47.tinypic.com/30bmg48.jpg

Posted on January 11, 2013 at 1:10 pm 25

On Chamberpots: A Resurgence?

"We don't have or ideologically support air conditioning"

What.

As someone who lives in the South just...what.

And if I encountered their poo in the gutter, I would be more than little mad. WHO PUTS THEIR POOP IN THE GUTTER COME ON. 'Sup cholera.

Posted on December 18, 2012 at 2:27 pm 4

On How to Make a Halloween Costume

Devil costume: Pre-school Halloween party. your mom buys you a "Devil set" that includes horns, a tail, and a pitchfork. Pair it with a red leotard, red tights, and red sneakers. Mom remembers that you go to a pre-school hosted by a Baptist church. Go as a bunny in a costume bought from K-mart the night before. Pout and declare that you want to be the Devil the whole trip to school. Wear Devil costume at least once a week to play in until the neighbors start to complain.

This year I'm going as Charlie Brown. So easy, it's ridiculous: yellow polo shirt + black electrical tape for the zigzags + black pants + tiny Snoopy doll safety pinned to my shoulder because my boyfriend is a party pooper who didn't want to dress up as Snoopy.

Posted on October 26, 2012 at 4:15 pm 9

On The Josephine Baker Makeover

Amazing makeover! I would love to do this but a) I live on the East coast and b) according to an overwhelming amount of people I know, the only "celebrity" I look like is if Woody Allen mated with a cat.

Yeah. :|

Posted on August 13, 2012 at 8:42 pm 1

On Talking With My Exes' Exes

@OaklandBooty Oh my, seven? At that point it's just become a habit, hasn't it?

Posted on July 26, 2012 at 4:38 pm 1

On Talking With My Exes' Exes

@iheartoxytocin I find tall men intimidating and trying to figure out kissing, holding hands, and all that fun stuff sounds like too much trouble. I quite like not having to stretch my 5'4" self to kiss my 5'5" man. Lazy, I has it.

Oh, though I rarely wear heels but when I do, I like to pretend that I am Godzilla and he is the city of Tokyo. Fear the giant girlfriend, little man!

Posted on July 26, 2012 at 4:35 pm 8