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On House of Cards in One Day; or, A Tale of Bravery

If anyone is curious about what it feels like to be inside my head...this captures it exactly

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On How Ya Been, Pin Pals?

Devaky if you are reading this I got both of your letters and a response is in the mail!

Posted on July 31, 2012 at 5:45 pm 0

On Ask a Clean Person: What's Cookin'? Oh. Ew.

one line in I knew it was the mice. I remember we were baking sweet potato fries and we were like...hmmm, this smells strangely like B.O....we were horrified to find out later that we had baked some critters below the oven. BARF

Posted on June 14, 2012 at 2:25 pm 0

On Beauty Q&A: Hangover Face, Nail Wraps, and Pimping Your Ride

Forgive me while I expose myself as an alcoholic (I prefer the term lush) but if you do the whole equal water to booze thing, doesn't that prevent you from getting a buzz? Is that a silly question?

Drinking (CHUGGING) water before bed always helps me but I also kind of figure that if I'm of the mind to be aware that I need to wash my face and take hangover precautions than I'm probably not so drunk I am going to be hubgover anyway

Posted on April 18, 2012 at 6:36 pm 1

On Employee Discount

@Noelle O'Donnell I've been to the old judgey waxer. Afterward I thought maybe she thought I was very young because I wasn't wearing makeup? WTF? You are the one who does this all day every day, how can I be scandalizing you that much?

Posted on April 11, 2012 at 7:49 pm 0

On Employee Discount

I've been doing it off and on for about 4 years, but I found a waxer who is THE BOMB about 2 years ago and have been going in about every 8 weeks since. She is so quick, plus she is nice to talk to and fun, I actually look forward to it. It still smarts a little, but I don't care. It makes me feel powerful! like in a way that i know i'm in an exclusive club of people who can handle it. Kind of like bikram yoga.

I have heard women say about child birth that they think there is some sort of internal defense mechanism that hinders your memory so you don't remember how bad it is and then you do it again and you are like WHY AM I DOING THIS AGAIN!! That same thing happens each time, for about the first 10 seconds.

If I want to do it, it makes me feel sexy, then who cares! I gave a brazillian gift cert to a prego friend and she LOVED IT! and when I posted that on here someone jumped on me about 'good god can child birth be the one time we don't have to worry about our pubes!!'. I LOVE GROOMING MY PUBES! THERE I SAID IT!! JUDGE ME!!

Posted on April 11, 2012 at 7:47 pm 13

On All the Weddings I Have Ever Been to, as I Remember Them

@Bonnie_Irene My 5th grade teacher got married to a mother of a girl a year older than me (lots of dramatic, small town gossip, affairs, confrontation, etc) and he brought in the wedding pictures which were quite lovely, but then he triumphantly pulled out the picture of THE KISS and we all went "Ewwwwww!" and he said "Old people kiss too". I've been scarred for life. I think he was kind of creep for pulling that one

Posted on April 11, 2012 at 4:12 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@elysian fields Go to spencers. Novelty, crude items are always a hit in my world. Especially those that relate to DRINKING

Posted on March 16, 2012 at 3:38 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@lue Have you ever seen the movie Mousetrap? God it is HILARIOUS. You should watch that for preparation.

Posted on March 16, 2012 at 3:34 pm 1

On Friday Open Thread

Did anyone read/look at the hot pictures of J.LO in Vogue? I can't decide if I love her or I dislike her. Definitely don't hate her but...not sure what to think. Damn she's hot though.

Posted on March 16, 2012 at 3:33 pm 0