Nick edits another site but feels bad promoting it here so let's pretend he edits Zombo.com.
@beerd So we could form an abstinence-education team by going around telling stories about our nonmemorable first sexual partners?
Or, I guess, pointedly *not* telling stories.
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose And maybe it hints at the problems with society's extant obsession with "virginity" as this important measure of "purity", not entirely unlike the complicated terminology around people of mixed race was one sign of the fucked-up assumptions behind racism?
@Emby And if anyone wants the wordplay and farce without the scientific and philosophical meaning, may I also recommend Stoppard's reworkings of "Rough Crossing" and "On the Razzle"?
@Bebe The only thing is that Steve Wozniak is a pretty chill guy. He's annoyingly silly — he likes to buy and spend booklets of perforated-edge $2 bills, which are legal tender, for yuks, and he plays Segway polo on an actual Segway polo team — but not stuck up. I bet he thought she was intentionally insulting him. So hey, more for poor Kira to feel bad about!
What the actual fuck!
I made my (wonderful, non-McD's-eating, burger-loving) girlfriend join me in a McDonald's in Switzerland, because I'd never been to a foreign McDonald's before and it's not like our usual Swiss diet of cheese, ham and potatoes was sacrosanct.
I got a great photo of her hiding her face, like I was a paparazzo catching her cheating.
@Megan Patterson@facebook FILTHY SLATTERN
Using "fart" for every blank works better than usual.
The problem with LOLs and "haha"s is that they're all representations of a reflexive act. That's why I outright stole Choire Sicha's way of laughing online: ";alksjdf;lkasdf"
You just mash the keyboard. Doesn't it feel natural, even onomatopoeiac?
@Edith Zimmerman Small-kettle single-estate greyps
The auto-refresh on the hairpin interrupted my streaming of the new Bon Iver album. Thank you for helping me make the whitest whine of all time.