Quantcast
 
Jazzy

Jazzy

Sometimes lawyer and freelance food and travel writer.

On Easter Qoqtails

Maybe beqause it's a Monday I'm easily tiqled today. Giggled all the way through this...

Posted on March 26, 2012 at 12:07 pm 1

On "We're in the Antarctica right now."

Who wants to start a fund for a group trip to Antarctica? Primarily for man hunting, of course.

Posted on January 26, 2012 at 9:53 am 2

On Edith & Nerve, Sitting in a Tree

I got like 10 deep into that comments section over there before I hit the "I hate when women think there's something wrong with a man who doesn't like to go down" and knew I had to stop. I won't engage with crazy folk.

Posted on November 15, 2011 at 3:30 pm 5

On The Best Time I Met Vincent D'Onofrio

@ritualtheory Did not make up. Swear to you. Am completely whatever about Vincent D. But choose not to believe it if you like!

Posted on October 28, 2011 at 12:09 pm 1

On The Best Time I Met Vincent D'Onofrio

Is this a bad time to mention that I was cocktail waitressing at a restaurant where he was staying and got a late night call to deliver three vodka sodas to a hotel room at like 3am and that when I got to the door it was Vincent signing the bill while two naked models did coke of the mirrored coffee table?

Posted on October 27, 2011 at 7:37 pm 4

On Is It "Nordstrom" or "Nordstrom's"?

When I was little, I told my mother I didn't want to go to heaven unless there was a Nordstrom there.

(And yes, though everyone calls it "Nordstroms" for some unknown reason, it is incorrect!)

Posted on September 14, 2011 at 12:37 pm 2

On The Four Kinds of Airplane Passengers

Actually...it's First Class AND Elite status members. So those guys sitting in coach already are the Gold and Platinum members who didn't get their upgrades but still get to sit early...

Posted on August 31, 2011 at 4:55 pm 1

On The NYC Hairpin Meetup Was a Disaster

@punkahontas Worst part = missing Edith calling the Bros idiots
Best part = FINALLY meeting Edith and Choire, but I missed Jane and Jolie?!

Posted on August 26, 2011 at 11:22 am 0

On Breaking Up With: Cheaters, Travel Partners, and the Decrepit

@kayjay I feel like the girl engaged to the cheater very well may be dating my ex who cheated on everyone he dated before me and several since. I have zero faith that serial cheaters ever reform. Engaged girl: if his initials are CS, call me ;)

Posted on August 16, 2011 at 4:38 pm 0

On Save the Date, NYC: August 25

Hooray! Huzzah! Hip Hip! JEAH!

I'll be in town for this, see y'all there.

Posted on July 28, 2011 at 4:08 pm 1