I wish I could settle down with a nice girl with a head full of eels.
"And I was going to learn so much: being married to Emir was a unique opportunity, a training ground in being someone’s partner sans the passion that accompanied sexual relationships, which would allow me a sort of detached objectivity on the marriage act. Given the absence of passion and sex, maybe I could at least wrap my mind around partnership. I’d wade in slowly and see if I couldn’t figure out enough about marriage to feel confident entering one in the future."
...am I the only one who thinks this is kind of sad?
Screw this, I want to see a video of him playing D&D. Dude is supposed to be hardcore about his RPGs.
I would never marry a woman who threw out giblets. You don't even have to do anything with them, if you don't want to! Just throw them in the pan with the chicken, and they'll bake in the chicken juices.
I bet she never wants to split dessert, either. I think I'm in love.
Reading Between the Texts is one of my favorite features on Hairpin, hands down.
On December 13th Now and Forever to Be Known as Beyday, a Celebration of Excellence, Surprises and Grown-Ass Women
Hm. And all this time, I figured that everyone just kind of liked Beyonce ironically. OK, well, enjoy.
I'm sure it's an interesting book, but the phrase "a book of women talking about the processes of becoming themselves" just made me want to go lie down for the rest of the day.
Maybe I'll click on your link tomorrow.
I'm mostly just glad there was no mention of Draco Malfoy in this article.
But what about the TOXINS!? Everybody knows that your body is filled with TOXINS and that juice just... cleasnes you! Of toxins!
god do I hate the word "toxins."