Most of my time is spent trying to be Dana Scully.

On Please Welcome Jazmine Hughes, The Hairpin's New Contributing Editor


Posted on September 1, 2014 at 11:26 am 0

On Drake and Nicki Minaj Conversation

This belongs here.

Posted on August 20, 2014 at 2:59 pm 2

On The Best Friends of Rom Com Heroines, In Order

@deathcabforcutes I KNOW I was so happy to see Only You get some love! I have a serious soft spot for that movie. Peak RDJ! Billy Zane in a wig! BONNIE HUNT ALWAYS.

Posted on August 20, 2014 at 2:54 pm 1

On Dear Shailene Woodley

@Lisa Frank Taking a dickshaw home.

Posted on May 7, 2014 at 2:45 pm 1

On Bill Murray and Me

Oh I really, really loved reading this. Since I moved to New York twelve years ago I've run into Alan Cumming with startling regularity, about once every two years. It's kind of comforting to have those memory markers in time, sharp and clear against the drunken muddle that my 20s kind of became, and to be able to see how far I've come.

Posted on March 27, 2014 at 5:18 pm 1

On What Tinder Messages Mean

This is.... the most accurate.

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 2:51 pm 1

On I'll Have a Hoagie and a Soderpop

Had a dude I dated make fun of me for saying "on line" instead of "in line." JUSTIFIED. FUCK THAT GUY.

Posted on November 27, 2013 at 9:26 am 0

On A Migraine *Just For You*

@MashaNigel Welp, after reading that wikipedia page I feel a whole lot better about being furious when told I was overreacting to a headache. This makes soooooooo much more sense now.

Posted on October 7, 2013 at 6:34 pm 0

On A Migraine *Just For You*

Posted on October 7, 2013 at 6:34 pm 0

On Louis Calls His Girlfriend

I really enjoyed the Zara angle with this one.

Posted on October 7, 2013 at 6:12 pm 1