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tootsky

Living a life of ease and contentment in flyover suburbia.

On Scandals of Classic Hollywood: The Exquisite Garbo

@tessamae - pancake - you are literally spackling over your pores and it's notoriously bad for your skin. You do look flawless but not the least bit natural. Picture your local newscaster.

Posted on September 19, 2012 at 3:17 pm 0

On The Braid

@redheaded&crazie - all my inappropriate fantasies about obscure English actors involve their hands in my hair. Because it doesn't happen in real life. >sigh<

Posted on September 7, 2012 at 9:32 pm 0

On The Braid

@MoonBat - Oh. Oh, oh. Poor Daddy.

Posted on September 7, 2012 at 9:26 pm 0

On Not a Severed Penis in Sight

@Toby Jug - Don't let go of the dream! I have a sort of library, sparkly decanter WITH bourbon, and leather sofa. It took a little longer, but worth the wait.

Posted on August 31, 2012 at 4:12 pm 0

On Let's All Make...

And, what with those succulents. No way that lady has any fingerprints left. Pistachio shells + hot glue = 2nd job as burglar.

Posted on August 31, 2012 at 7:38 am 1

On Let's All Make...

My Aunt Snowbird would come down for the winter and for Thanksgiving would always make a green jello mold that contained walnuts and pineapple and cottage cheese...sort of an amalgam of everyones. She died and the green mold died with her, we have tried to duplicate (because, Thanksgiving is about Tradition)(and because it was delicious, so sue me) BUT to no avail.

Posted on August 31, 2012 at 7:30 am 0

On 20 Irrational But Nonetheless Persistent Beauty Fears I’ve Picked Up From My Time as a Female Human Being

@KeLynn - Well, the rest of my face probably caught up to my nose somewhat, I bet yours is not as big anymore either! but I look at myself in profile, and all I see is Bob Hope. I keep my hair big! To balance my hips...maybe it dwarfs my nose too. It's all an illluuuuuuusion.

Posted on August 28, 2012 at 5:22 pm 0

On 20 Irrational But Nonetheless Persistent Beauty Fears I’ve Picked Up From My Time as a Female Human Being

@rebecca@twitter In middle school, I read in a magazine that if you have a large nose, to part your hair on the side, so as to direct attention away from large nose. So: Side part ever since. (And people say, "but you don't have a big nose!" And I say: You can't see it, because my hair is parted on the side. Science.

Posted on August 27, 2012 at 8:02 pm 9

On 20 Irrational But Nonetheless Persistent Beauty Fears I’ve Picked Up From My Time as a Female Human Being

@ellbeejay - that's what I was going to say! AT LEAST I WOULD KNOW THE RIGHT SHADE.

Posted on August 27, 2012 at 7:56 pm 5

On Get "Rich" Quick Scheme!

@Ophelia - Done it in Amsterdam! Well - not really. We got bumped in Amsterdam and had to wait 4 days for the next flight. No luggage. But a sweet b&b in the museum district, it was a great 4 days.

Posted on August 22, 2012 at 8:38 pm 1