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Living a life of ease and contentment in flyover suburbia.

On Elderly Dogs and Babies: A Primer

@Heat Signature: OK I read that as you had COCKTAILS you let fly around the house until one hit the baby. I enjoyed the visual. Par-tay!

Posted on May 21, 2012 at 5:00 pm 14

On Stunning Nuts & Other DIY Projects for Preteens

@leon.saintjean: Mexico.

Posted on May 15, 2012 at 5:25 pm 0

On Stunning Nuts & Other DIY Projects for Preteens

@highfivesforall OR: Troll techie tradeshows and get monitor rearview mirrors for FREE! And, all the wooden backscratchers you could ever need.

Posted on May 15, 2012 at 5:23 pm 0

On Their Mouths Were Throwing Up on Their Party Clothes

@Craftastrophies: All the lemons in together - it has to be polyethylene (sp?) which is what most ziploc bags are made of - I put them in a gallon bag and leave it unzipped in the produce drawer. If I happen to notice one getting yucky in there, I do toss it because yes, bad company corrupts good morals.

Posted on April 24, 2012 at 4:26 pm 0

On Their Mouths Were Throwing Up on Their Party Clothes

@Equestrienne The coolest thing ever is when I found out you can keep lemons in a ziploc bag in the fridge for like 6 months. So you can buy the bag o' lemons which is way cheaper and 90% won't go bad.

Posted on April 20, 2012 at 8:23 am 1

On Beauty Q&A: Hangover Face, Nail Wraps, and Pimping Your Ride

@KilgoreTrout ...AGAIN.This is like my third time watching this video.

Posted on April 19, 2012 at 5:50 pm 0

On Depends What You Mean by "No"

@orangeyouglad My college had a big room on campus that was supposed to be a study lounge, but it was where everyone went to take a nap. It was totally quiet except for the snoring - it was like being in Sleeping Beauty's castle. I availed myself of this room often.

Posted on March 28, 2012 at 11:27 pm 1

On Fantasies, Expiration Dates, and the Vasectomy

@Biketastrophy Yes, we know. To be honest, the idea of something with a head the size of a grapefruit tunneling OUT of my vagina was pretty terrifying too. But guess what - we wanted a baby so I had to do it. Actually, grapefruit tunneled partway out, got stuck, got PUSHED BACK IN and then cut out of me. But I didn't feel a thing, because, drugs! And I was sore for a couple weeks from the surgery, but it doesn't hurt anymore. And we have a family. Sometimes you just gotta take one for the team.

Posted on March 23, 2012 at 3:07 pm 8

On Beauty Q&A: What's That Smell?

@Lil Sebastian Late, I know, sorry, but I think you can still get Calyx by Prescriptives...I wore that back in the 90s and it has a nice tart grapefruity scent.

Posted on March 23, 2012 at 2:07 pm 0

On Come Here From Over There Often?

@Hellcat At first I was like, whaaat? And then I realized I have not one but two family members who worked in complete opposite directions from their spouses and both marriages are now kaput. So it MUST be true.

Posted on March 19, 2012 at 7:36 pm 0