@jennifa Unless you're 22 and an idiot, in which case you just keep 'happening' to be the last two in the pub at after-works drinks, and NEVER talking about it, until his gf visits and he invites her along to afterwork drinks and introduces you(?!?!!?) so you pull someone else instead. Right, time to sort my life out!
I laughed so much at this, brilliant. And next time I go jogging (it won't be soon) I'll hear clip-clop-clip-clop.... Epic :)