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Napoleon

Napoleon

Seventeen. Sleepy. Queer as a three dollar bill.

On The Best Time I Didn't Friend My Mother on Facebook

@Zoonie@twitter I agree. There are too many sad kids with not enough love.

Posted on September 9, 2011 at 6:52 pm 0

On The Best Time I Didn't Friend My Mother on Facebook

@melmuu I just wanna smush you con hugs (if you would like.)

Posted on September 9, 2011 at 6:51 pm 0

On Amusingly Horrible Things Moms Have Said: The Bracket

@wallsdonotfall Heetlehr?

Posted on August 29, 2011 at 7:20 pm 4

On We Need to Know the Truth About Dental Dams

@Jolie Kerr Um, as a queer virgin who is terrified of getting an STD I am fully prepared to use one every time I have sexy times with a vagina. But, like, if the other person is like "Oooohhhh we never use those ever! And no one has STDs I promise!" Like....

Posted on August 29, 2011 at 10:50 am 1

On The Best Time I Found a Dead Mouse

@Megan Patterson@facebook That is the best twist ending.

Posted on August 17, 2011 at 9:08 pm 1

On The Best Time I Found a Dead Mouse

@yourfriendCamille AS I READ THIS I felt something furry touch my foot and freaked and now I'm so mad at my cat. D:

Posted on August 17, 2011 at 9:05 pm 2

On The Best Time I Found a Dead Mouse

@no way Oh my god

Posted on August 17, 2011 at 9:03 pm 0

On My Mom's Fitness Competition

@jenergy I saw this cartoon and have been teary all day over how much I identify with it
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxriuyO9eo1qzbpkzo1_400.jpg

Posted on August 16, 2011 at 6:42 pm 1

On The Story of My Ex and His Cheeseburger

@kayjay Oh my Jesus balls this is beautiful.

Posted on August 11, 2011 at 7:12 pm 0

On The Story of My Ex and His Cheeseburger

@Tyrantanic Ha! I had ice cream twice this week for breakfast! (Both times a Haagen-Dasz chocolate-covered vanilla ice cream bar w/ almonds.)

Conceptual meals are the best.

Posted on August 11, 2011 at 7:10 pm 0